So let this be a warning to you. Stay off the roads tonight, especially if Martin Scorsese finally walks away with Best Director. Even on a good day, this guy can barely see over his own steering wheel. Can you imagine what he’s going to be like after George Clooney fulfills his penchant for pumping short Italian men full of Lemon Chellos [i.e. Danny De Vito]? Yes, exactly. There’s going to be dead clergymen everywhere. You’re such a good guesser.