As a fan of the 1970’s, I absolutely adore this gown worn by actress Penelope Cruz. It’s just too bad she wasn’t strong enough to pull along two stoners, their bong, and a bunch of Peter Frampton records on that shag carpet train behind her. Then maybe she could have walked away tonight with an award for Best Diorama instead of absolutely nothing like the rest of us.

Editor’s Note: And when I say nothing, I mean nothing since it’s pretty obvious that Helen Mirren is going to win the Best Actress award for her performance as John Travolta in “The Queen”.