http://www.theblogyoulovetohate.com/2007/02/23/britney-spears-may-be-crazy/ ...and the celebrities you love to hate more. Sun, 15 Jan 2012 14:11:31 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 http://www.theblogyoulovetohate.com/2007/02/23/britney-spears-may-be-crazy/comment-page-1/#comment-123019 The Blog You Love To Hate»Blog Archive » Mad As A Hatter Sat, 05 Jan 2008 07:38:07 +0000 http://www.theblogyoulovetohate.com/2007/02/23/britney-spears-may-be-crazy/#comment-123019 [...] I must admit that as far as breakdowns go, this one kind of pales in comparison to the one Britney had last year when she shaved her head and attacked the paparazzi with an umbrella. Now that had a spark of originality to it. Unlike this one which looks a lot like the end of an old Warner Bros. cartoon. Hell, the only thing missing here is a mouse eating cheese with a huge grin on its face. [...] [...] I must admit that as far as breakdowns go, this one kind of pales in comparison to the one Britney had last year when she shaved her head and attacked the paparazzi with an umbrella. Now that had a spark of originality to it. Unlike this one which looks a lot like the end of an old Warner Bros. cartoon. Hell, the only thing missing here is a mouse eating cheese with a huge grin on its face. [...]

]]> http://www.theblogyoulovetohate.com/2007/02/23/britney-spears-may-be-crazy/comment-page-1/#comment-67406 The Blog You Love To Hate»Blog Archive » Britney Spears Looks, Um, Better Tue, 24 Apr 2007 16:14:01 +0000 http://www.theblogyoulovetohate.com/2007/02/23/britney-spears-may-be-crazy/#comment-67406 [...] For we, as a weeping nation of sick, selfish masturbators, will never forget that Britney once looked like a guest star on “Roseanne” or an extra from “Romper Stomper”. Those images, from here on out, will forever creep into any sexual fantasy you have concerning the new and improved Britney Spears, leaving you to most likely end each ten second masturbatory session in a puddle of your own vomit instead of cum. [...] [...] For we, as a weeping nation of sick, selfish masturbators, will never forget that Britney once looked like a guest star on “Roseanne” or an extra from “Romper Stomper”. Those images, from here on out, will forever creep into any sexual fantasy you have concerning the new and improved Britney Spears, leaving you to most likely end each ten second masturbatory session in a puddle of your own vomit instead of cum. [...]

]]> http://www.theblogyoulovetohate.com/2007/02/23/britney-spears-may-be-crazy/comment-page-1/#comment-61049 The Blog You Love To Hate»Blog Archive » Avril Lavigne Is Dumber Than She Looks Mon, 02 Apr 2007 18:19:52 +0000 http://www.theblogyoulovetohate.com/2007/02/23/britney-spears-may-be-crazy/#comment-61049 [...] If I were Avril Lavigne, I’d be looking for a good place to hide both me and my cheese right about now. If only because once Britney reads this quote – oops, I mean “has this quote read to her” – she’s going erupt faster than my penis during a Golden Girls marathon and immediately come gunning for her with the biggest umbrella she can find. Which, admittedly, really isn’t that threatening until you realize that there’s a strong possibility that Britney believes that anything that keeps her dry from the rain is called an umbrella and that she’s big enough now to lift cars and small buildings. [...] [...] If I were Avril Lavigne, I’d be looking for a good place to hide both me and my cheese right about now. If only because once Britney reads this quote – oops, I mean “has this quote read to her” – she’s going erupt faster than my penis during a Golden Girls marathon and immediately come gunning for her with the biggest umbrella she can find. Which, admittedly, really isn’t that threatening until you realize that there’s a strong possibility that Britney believes that anything that keeps her dry from the rain is called an umbrella and that she’s big enough now to lift cars and small buildings. [...]

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