Britney Spears May Be Crazy
Now I may not be a psychiatrist, or a psychologist, or even a psychic physicist, but I’m pretty sure I could correctly diagnose Britney Spears after watching this video of her beating the shit out of a car full of paparazzi with an umbrella.
So, without further adieu, I present to you my well-thought out diagnosis on the once-bankable pop star known as Britney Spears:
The bitch is crazy.
Editor’s Note: Or she’s the Penguin. To the bat cave!
![Britney Spears 1 [February 21, 2007]](http://www.theblogyoulovetohate.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/britney-spears-umbrella-1.thumbnail.jpg)
![Britney Spears 2 [February 21, 2007]](http://www.theblogyoulovetohate.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/britney-spears-umbrella-2.thumbnail.jpg)
![Britney Spears 3 [February 21, 2007]](http://www.theblogyoulovetohate.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/britney-spears-umbrella-3.thumbnail.jpg)
![Britney Spears 4 [February 21, 2007]](http://www.theblogyoulovetohate.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/britney-spears-umbrella-4.thumbnail.jpg)
![Britney Spears 5 [February 21, 2007]](http://www.theblogyoulovetohate.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/britney-spears-umbrella-5.thumbnail.jpg)
[Britney Spears - February 21, 2007 - Click To Enlarge]
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