Scarlett Johansson Will Trade Simulated Sex For Awards
According to several reports, actress Scarlett Johansson has expressed interest in playing porn star Jenna Jameson in the movie adaptation of her autobiography “How To Make Love Like A Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale†because she thinks the role could earn her an Oscar nomination.
From Life Style Extra:
A source said: “She knows Jenna has had a colourful life, but she isn’t prudish about it at all. She loved her book and thinks it would be a great film. Scarlett believes it could earn her awards like Julianne Moore’s Oscar nomination for her role in ‘Boogie Nights’.”
Jenna, 32, revealed her admiration for Scarlett last month. She said: “We’re looking at Scarlett Johansson. She’s my choice. I think she’s beautiful.”
I’m not going to lie to you; I really don’t know too much about Jenna Jameson and this so-called career of hers. But that’s probably because I go to mass every Sunday where I am continuously reminded by Father Shanahan that pornography is the product of the devil and may lead to a medical condition called “sin-induced burned retinasitis†if I ever try to view it alone at home with my pants off.
I do, however, know quite a bit about Scarlett Johansson and honestly believe that she’s much too good an actress to play someone who gets fucked in the ass for a living. A role like that should go to someone like Tara Reid or the rotting corpse of Elisabeth Shue, not to the sweet little girl that once made me sob so uncontrollably in “The Horse Whispererâ€. Did I just say sob? I really meant to say “beat up terrorists and protect our country from gay liberal cowboys like Robert Redfordâ€. They want to get married now, ya know.
Correction: Elisabeth Shue is not dead. Apparently, I mixed up her life with her career again. Sorry about that.
Source: [Life Style Extra]
Editor’s Note: As a treat for those that like to compare things, I’ve included two very different photo shoots of Scarlett Johansson and Jenna Jameson below. As you can plainly see, Scarlett has a lot of growing up to do before she can even attempt a classy photo shoot like Jenna’s.
![Scarlett Johansson 1 [Craig McDean Photo Shoot]](http://www.theblogyoulovetohate.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/scarlett-johansson-mcdean-1.thumbnail.jpg)
![Scarlett Johansson 2 [Craig McDean Photo Shoot]](http://www.theblogyoulovetohate.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/scarlett-johansson-mcdean-2.thumbnail.jpg)
![Scarlett Johansson 3 [Craig McDean Photo Shoot]](http://www.theblogyoulovetohate.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/scarlett-johansson-mcdean-3.thumbnail.jpg)
![Scarlett Johansson 4 [Craig McDean Photo Shoot]](http://www.theblogyoulovetohate.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/scarlett-johansson-mcdean-4.thumbnail.jpg)
![Scarlett Johansson 5 [Craig McDean Photo Shoot]](http://www.theblogyoulovetohate.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/scarlett-johansson-mcdean-5.thumbnail.jpg)
![Scarlett Johansson 6 [Craig McDean Photo Shoot]](http://www.theblogyoulovetohate.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/scarlett-johansson-mcdean-6.thumbnail.jpg)
[Scarlett Johansson - Craig McDean Photoshoot - Click To Enlarge]
![Jenna Jameson 1 [Maxim Photo Shoot]](http://www.theblogyoulovetohate.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/jenna-jameson-maxim-shoot-1.thumbnail.jpg)
![Jenna Jameson 2 [Maxim Photo Shoot]](http://www.theblogyoulovetohate.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/jenna-jameson-maxim-shoot-2.thumbnail.jpg)
![Jenna Jameson 3 [Maxim Photo Shoot]](http://www.theblogyoulovetohate.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/jenna-jameson-maxim-shoot-3.thumbnail.jpg)
![Jenna Jameson 4 [Maxim Photo Shoot]](http://www.theblogyoulovetohate.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/jenna-jameson-maxim-shoot-4.thumbnail.jpg)
![Jenna Jameson 5 [Maxim Photo Shoot]](http://www.theblogyoulovetohate.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/jenna-jameson-maxim-shoot-5.thumbnail.jpg)
![Jenna Jameson 6 [Maxim Photo Shoot]](http://www.theblogyoulovetohate.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/jenna-jameson-maxim-shoot-6.thumbnail.jpg)
[Jenna Jameson - Maxim Photoshoot - Click To Enlarge]
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