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February 20, 2007

Joely Fisher Is A Show-Off

Joely Fisher 1 [The 9th Annual Costume Designers Guild Awards - February 17, 2007]

I wonder how many flat-chested women ran off crying last Saturday when actress Joely Fisher showed up at the 9th Annual Costume Designers Guild Awards in a gown cut lower than an inner city school budget. Ten maybe? Possibly twenty? Or maybe just Claire Danes and Debra Messing, who, as I write this, are probably still drying their tears on those damn instructions for that breast pump that never worked.

But let’s just forget all that heartache for a moment and instead concentrate on why Joely insists on dressing like she does. Personally, I think it’s because she wants people to look directly at her breasts while engaged in a conversation just so she can bust out that always embarrassing line of “Uh…my face is up here.” Well, embarrassing to some people, of course, but certainly not me since my response to that line has always just been, “Yeah, yeah, yeah, don’t remind me, Mom.”

Joely Fisher 2 [The 9th Annual Costume Designers Guild Awards - February 17, 2007]Joely Fisher 3 [The 9th Annual Costume Designers Guild Awards - February 17, 2007]

[Joely Fisher - The Costume Designers Guild Awards / February 17, 2007 - Click To Enlarge]

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  1. Are those two things up for awards?

    Bob Hasko
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    Comment by TeesMyBody.com T-Shirts — February 21, 2007 @ 9:54 am

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  3. least we forget, joely fisher is a gorgous woman. who happens to have incredibley enormous breasts.

    Comment by doug j. — February 10, 2008 @ 2:29 pm

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