Actress Sandra Bullock wants the world to know that she doesn’t appreciate being asked about when she’s going to start a family with husband Jesse James because she’s in absolutely no rush to become pregnant.

From Contact Music:

Bullock says she finds the intensely personal question offensive explaining, “How many times do people say, ‘So, when are you going to have kids?’ ‘Can I slap you now?’” She slams recent reports she is pregnant saying they are “One hundred percent false.” The star claims she is happy playing step-mother to James’ three children and the couple’s two rescue dogs.

Given that Sandra Bullock is like 55 or something, I’m somewhat surprised that people still approach her with questions about being pregnant. Personally, I’d be asking her a lot more important questions like “do you have any plans to make another Miss Congeniality movie?” This way, if she answered “yes”, I could then, in turn, try to answer some of her questions such as “why are you stabbing me in the chest repeatedly” or “what *gurgle* Speed 3 *gurgle* maybe *gurgle*.”

Because, Sandra. Just because.

Editor’s Note: Yes, I am feeling particularly violent today. Probably because it’s Valentine’s Day and nobody loves a guy with restraining orders.