Anna Nicole Smith Is Dead
According to those wonderful spirit-lifters over at CBS News, blithering idiot Anna Nicole Smith died earlier today after collapsing in a Florida hotel room. She was 39 and way overdue.
From CBS News:
WFOR-TV in Miami first reported that Smith had been found unresponsive in her hotel room Thursday at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Fla.
Smith, 39, was reportedly taken to Memorial Regional Hospital in Hollywood, Fla. Officials there told the Miami Herald, “It does not look good.”
A spokesman from the fire department told CNN that a call was received after 2 p.m.
Witnesses told CNN that they performed CPR on Smith and that a tube was put down her throat.
The past year has been a turbulent one for Smith. She was facing a paternity suit filed by her ex-boyfriend, Larry Birkhead, who claimed to be the father of her infant daughter, Dannielynn. The baby was born Sept. 7 in the Bahamas. Smith’s son, Daniel, 20, died suddenly just days after the baby’s birth.
“Larry is devastated,” Debra Opri, a lawyer for Birkhead, told CNN before word of her passing. “We hear it’s very serious. I’ve never heard Larry so concerned. He’s concerned about Anna and he’s concerned about the child.”
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my very first (and obviously last) post on the once-walking disaster known as Anna Nicole Smith.
So how was it? Did you enjoy it?
Editor’s Note: For the past year, I have purposely avoided every story surrounding Anna Nicole Smith and her relentlessly troubled life. She was, according to my overly critical eye, much too easy to laugh at, which, in turn, made her kind of dull and monotonous. Seriously, if I wanted to mock someone as they stumbled about slurring their words, I’d just go over to my mother’s house and throw pretzels at her for an hour.
Editor’s Note II: What are the odds that Anna Nicole Smith shows up in the dead man montage at this year’s Oscars? 1,000,000 to 1? Maybe less? Did she even make a movie? What was she famous for again? Yeah, exactly.
Editor’s Note III: Want a good laugh? Turn on CNN and watch Wolf Blitzer in his “situation room” right now. Judging by the sense of urgency in his voice, you’d think the US just declared war on Anna Nicole’s corpse.
Source: [CBS News]
That is sad news. Btw, how many of the coroners have sodomized her frigid corpse? I am guessing all of them. I bet they are running a train on her bloated rump. I am getting horny just thinking about it. Imagine, the shit flying everywhere, like a motorcycle stuck in the mud.
Comment by ThrobbingVeinyDrifterCawk — February 8, 2007 @ 9:54 pm
I still feel sad over Anna Nicole smith.
Now it’s been year that she passed away.
But I sure cared about her.
I feel so sorry for the fans,friends and family still.
Comment by Heidi Burns — February 6, 2008 @ 4:30 am
I thought she was so funny.
I liked when she said Trimspa Baby.
I even liked when she was on The Anna Nicole Smith Show.
I thought she was a beautiful lady.
I liked her cover when she was Playmate of the year.
I don’t think She married Howard J Marshall for his money.
I believe she really loved that old man Howard J Marshall.
I could tell she really loved that old man.
She really loved her son Daniel.
This the happy things I’m sharing with.
I was a big fan of her.
Comment by Heidi Burns — February 6, 2008 @ 4:36 am
All I can say it makes me sad it makes cry.
At least she in heaven with God,jesus her son Daniel and Howard J Marshall.
She dosn’t have to go through grieving of her son Daniel and Howard J Marshall.
She dosn’t have to go through Court Cases either.
I feel so sorry for Howard K Stern, Larry Birkhead and Baby Danielynn.
I’m never going to forget the court battle of her resting spot and who father was of Dannielynn..
She was just too young to die.
Comment by Heidi Burns — February 6, 2008 @ 4:41 am