I’m Giving Away Snakes On This Blog
UPDATE: Thanks to the incredibly tepid response this contest has inspired, I’ve decided to extend the deadline until Feb. 10 just so I can wallow in it’s mediocrity for another week. Well, ok, that and I completely forgot I was running the damn thing until just now – proving once again that not even the guy who runs this blog looks at the any of the ads on the right.
Ok, so maybe not actual snakes, but a lot of cool stuff that has pictures of snakes on it – and really, isn’t that just much safer for everyone in the long run?
Yep, that’s right. It’s the first annual “Snakes on a Plane†giveaway here at The Blog You Love To Hate and all you have to do to win is to write a caption for the above picture in the comments section below.
That’s it. That’s all you have to do. Just make sure you do it by Feb. 10. Because on Feb. 11, I will choose the top five captions based on wit, humor, and/or all-around weirdness and contact the winners within 24 hours. And to do that, you’re going to have to remember to leave your e-mail address in the space provided [fear not, it won’t be published] or I won’t be able to contact you and probably cry.
Four winners will receive a prize pack of:
One “Snakes on a Plane†T-shirt
One “Snakes on a Plane†Baseball Hat
One “Snakes on a Plane†Iron-On Book
And the grand prize winner – the one with the best caption – will receive all of the above along with one brand new copy of “Snakes on a Plane†on DVD. In Widescreen, of course.
So come on, show me what you got. You never know, I might be so impressed with your caption that I’ll will you this blog when I die – as long as you’re around next month to collect the deed.
Once again, Jackson tries to come to terms with the fact that the most meaningful sexual encounters he will ever have will be over the phone.
Comment by katz — January 6, 2007 @ 10:47 am
Forget the snakes on a plane, I’ve got snakes in my pants!
Comment by jason — January 6, 2007 @ 3:31 pm
“Yes doctor, I said scales and teeth. Damnit I knew that girl was a slut, but seriously!”
Mr. Jackson consults his urologist about his unusual symptoms following a night of kinky sex with Lindsey Lohan.
Comment by Ciyra — January 6, 2007 @ 8:56 pm
If you shake it more than once, you’re playing with it.
Comment by BJ — January 8, 2007 @ 2:57 pm
“Ms. Spears, I have successfully captured your ex-husband and I await further instructions.”
Comment by Tramps — January 8, 2007 @ 6:41 pm
“Hi, I’m calling to find out if painting your penis with a lead based paint causes temporary or permanent impotence.”
Comment by T-Rod — January 9, 2007 @ 9:20 am
“If by snakes you mean penis, and by plane you mean hand, then yes, there is a snake on the plane and the plane is about to hit some severe turbulence.”
Comment by T2 — January 9, 2007 @ 9:26 am
“OH MY GOD! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE! THERE ARE MOTHERFUCKING PHONES ON THIS PLANE! MOTHERFUCKING PHONES!!!!”
Comment by Lox — January 9, 2007 @ 2:02 pm
LMAO! T2 wins hands down, or up, or on……….whichever.
Comment by Babydoll — January 10, 2007 @ 6:07 pm
“Mr. Gere, remember that gerbil you lost? I think I may have found something to retrieve it for you. It might hurt though.”
Comment by stander — January 11, 2007 @ 8:05 pm
Really Bob, I just don’t understand why women aren’t more impressed with the size of my snake.
Comment by Laura — January 13, 2007 @ 7:22 pm
“Where is the button to turn them off? YES, I checked there. What the fuck, man? There is no motherfucking button on the motherfucking fang.”
Comment by Maria — January 16, 2007 @ 12:50 pm
“yea, yea baby, I’m stroking it right now, yea, are you stroking yours? good, goooooooooooood…”
I don’t want the prize, but how did EVERYONE miss the clear phone sex reference that erich so painstakingly tried to screencap? lol.
Comment by hi — February 6, 2007 @ 12:32 am
I bought one of those snakes on a plane t-shirts a while back. It’s okay, but I like these better – http://www.teesmybody.com
Comment by WTF Bob Ate All My Pies — February 6, 2007 @ 1:01 am
“John Holmes aint got nothing on my python”
Comment by Ryan — February 6, 2007 @ 12:12 pm
Yup, my Phalic is broke
Comment by Dean — February 7, 2007 @ 4:30 am
“I gotta milk WHAT”?
Comment by inkedweezel — February 8, 2007 @ 7:01 pm
“and they said black guys don’t have big dicks, shoo Imma call Guiness Book of World Records on this motherfucka”
Comment by Robert — February 11, 2007 @ 3:24 pm