Rachel McAdams has been drinking out of the toilet again. [The Evil Beet]

Britney Spears dumps forty grand on a Las Vegas hotel room. In related news, K-Fed dumps his forty on a sidewalk. [Molly Good]

Sylvester Stallone is a binge eater. Now there’s a novel idea for Hollywood. [Dlisted]

Supermarket bans Jessica Simpson during business hours. Reason given: too many paparrazi. Real reason: cashiers tired of answering the question, “how many in a dozen?” [Celebridiot]

Hilary Duff looks like she’s been working out – probably getting ready for the Kentucky Derby in May. [The Skinny Website]

You can’t fool me, Ugly Betty. I know you’re still ugly on the inside. [Pop Atlas]

According to their joint break-up statement, Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake really love commas. [Tabloid Whore]

Will David Beckham convert to Scientology? Only if he can afford to. [Popbytes]

There’s a good chance I’ll be live blogging the Golden Globes tonight. There’s also a good chance I’ll be drunk while doing it. Yes, I am aware of the dangers. I even did the calculations below.

The 64th Annual Golden Globes + bottle of gin = boredom + drowsiness = choking to death on my own vomit [The Blog You Love To Hate]

And finally, Paula Abdul looking mighty wasted on some morning show out of Seattle.