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January 12, 2007

Tara Reid Ruins Everything

Tara Reid 1 [Australia's Sea World - January 11, 2007]

Leave it to Tara Reid to take something as magical as swimming with dolphins, and turn it into something that should be immediately banned throughout the world for indecency. It’s like she has this special gift for turning the most innocent act into something so repulsive, I can’t flush my eyes with turpentine fast enough.

But let’s, for a moment, forget about me and why I can no longer pick out a matching pair of socks, and instead concentrate on the real victim here: the dolphin. Now that he’s been tainted by the infamous touch of Tara Reid, his glory days as “the dolphin to ride” are officially over. They’ll be no more Make-A-Wish-Foundation gigs for this guy, only laughs from all the other dolphins as they pull their terminally ill children along.

After all, if your kid’s got cancer, why would you let him ride the “Tara Reid dolphin” and walk away with herpes too. That would just be bad parenting and probably buy you a seat next to mine in Hell. Hey, we can play Scategories!

Editor’s Note: I would like to personally thank the wonderful country of Australia for tricking two of our skankiest whores into washing this month. I knew you guys were a clever lot after convincing us to take Mel Gibson back.

Tara Reid 2 [Australia's Sea World - January 11, 2007]Tara Reid 3 [Australia's Sea World - January 11, 2007]

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[Tara Reid - Sea World in Australia / January 11, 2007 - Click To Enlarge]

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4 Comments »

  1. Sometimes I just don’t get where you’re commin’ from. Are you so tapped out on original thought , that trash talking these beautiful images of Tara swimming with dolphins is the best you could come up with. It’s no wonder I am only checking your blog once a week these days. Do a little leg work. There are plenty of people & things in the world worth trashing. Trashing the same 5 women again & again is getting old. Especially when it’s unwarranted.

    Comment by ramfan — January 13, 2007 @ 11:17 pm

  2. Come on, man, pull your head out of your ass. Do you really think anything I write about any of these people is warranted? I don’t. No one – with the possible exception of the President – deserves what I write about them. They’re all out trying to make a buck like the rest of us. Why should any of us care what any of these people do as long as they’re not out there killing people like Rebecca Gayheart?

    As for these pictures, did you see any of the other blogs post them or did they just jump on the latest Britney story and/or picture. Now that shit is getting old. At least I showed some originality in posting these pictures instead. Was there anything incredibly horrible about these pictures or anything worth “trashing” as you like to say? Absolutely not. That’s the whole point. Again, nothing on here is. It’s all bullshit.

    Thanks for the comment though. It made my otherwise boring night a little bit brighter. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to pour the heart and soul of my originality into something a little more important than celebrity gossip. You should probably do the same.

    Man, I hate this blog.

    Comment by Erich von Stroheim — January 14, 2007 @ 12:05 am

  3. I dont like Tara Reid, she have bad personality, And when u are star/famous people will always judge u and talk trash about you. So let him wirthe whatever he wants, thats hes blog and his opinien, if u dont like it- dont read it;O

    Comment by Monika — January 15, 2007 @ 2:19 am

  4. i have seen a lot worse to talk about…such as this, well…you can call it boring!

    Comment by lana purvis — August 11, 2007 @ 9:46 am

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