Because I write bad things about God and stuff, this site has been down for almost 24 hours due to unforeseen circumstances and my own incompetence. Therefore, I’ve decided to post this picture of Jessica Biel’s ass to make us all feel a little bit better about what’s going on and to curry God’s favor in the process. [Hope you enjoy the ba-dunk-a-dunk, you omnipotent fuck.]

As for the server issues this blog is currently facing, I think I may have a handle on things, but won’t be able to address them fully until I get back from having my stomach pumped. Yeah, I know. I should have just gone with the hanging instead of the pills, but since I’m the type of guy that likes to attempt suicide at the spur of the moment, I thought it would be best not to waste my time making a noose.

Again, to the six billion of you who read this blog everyday, my apologies. And may Jessica Biel’s ass have mercy on your soul.