If Nicole Richie is a hippie and I hate all hippies, which of the following is true:

A. I hate Nicole Richie
B. Nicole Richie hates me
C. Nicole Richie is an anorexic skank who deserves her fame as much as I deserve to be named the kindest man in America. [Hollywood Snark]

Evangeline Lilly’s so hot, she accidentally burned her own house down. Or at least that’s what I told the cops when they stopped me on my way to get gas for the lawn mower. [Hollywood Backwash]

With childbearing hips like those, Mischa Barton should only have as many children as possible. That is if she can find someone willing enough to impregnate her fug ass. [The Skinny Website]

Joely Richardson will be returning to “Nip/Tuck” next season. I think this calls for a celebration. Break out the paper bags! [Tabloid Whore]

Hopefully, the next thing Paris Hilton writes is a suicide note. [Holly Scoop]

Damn! Once again, I’ve failed to make it onto Star’s list of the most annoying people of 2006. [Popbytes]

Donald Trump lays into Rose O’Donnell like he’s the most popular bitch on the squad. [The Evil Beet]

And finally, Rosie O’Donnell’s response to Donald Trump’s response on “The View” this morning…