Don’t laugh. It’s entirely possible. If, of course, they shared the same mother, but had different fathers. And judging by this photograph, you would have to assume that Shania Twain’s father is about a billion times better looking than Dolly Parton’s. In fact, I think you could also assume that – judging by the size of Dolly’s head and breasts – her father was that wily god Zeus and she inherited the aforementioned features to scale.

Editor’s Note: Depending on how brave you are, you can enlarge the above photo by clicking here or here. And let me warn you, that second one – it’s a doozy.

Editor’s Note For The Pretty Pictures Below: With all that money, you would think that Shania Twain could afford a bigger purse than the one she’s holding below. But apparently, that is not the case. Yes, you have my permission to weep for walking tragedy that is Shania Twain. Just try not to let the neighbors hear you or they might think your husband’s beating you again and call the police.