If Only Paris Hilton Was Stronger…
You can see the attempt being made in the first picture: Paris Hilton actually trying to keep Britney Spears from flashing her vagina to the paparazzi – and thus, the world - by holding her legs together.
Unfortunately though, a steady diet full of coke and Cosmos is no match for a one rich in Cheetos and Mountain Dew, so Britney was able to easily pull her legs apart and make breakfast extra special for everyone reading this right now.
Personally, I am so dumbfounded by the train wreck that is Britney Spears that I honestly don’t even know what to say anymore. She’s like a retarded cousin who accidentally burned down the family restaurant and doesn’t understand why her new room is the box covered with chains in the basement.
So I guess the only thing left to say is…
GOOD GOD! I’VE JUST SEEN THE SCAR FROM BRITNEY’S C-SECTION TOO! I’M ENDING THIS FUCKING POST NOW BEFORE SOMEONE [RE: ME] GETS HURT!
[The Vagina of Britney Spears - November 2006 - Click To Enlarge…IF YOU DARE!]
Easy to see she is shaved, would like to be her barber.
Comment by W.Wilcox — November 28, 2006 @ 9:35 am
I don’t know what to say. It’s like she’s taking an advanced course in “hoochie momma”.
Comment by Alix — November 29, 2006 @ 6:13 am
Her eye liner is running. It looks like she was crying, but not in all of the pictures.
It also looks like Paris is asking “are you sure you want to do this?”. And Britney is gritting up in preparation to do bare all. It really looks as if Britney knows what is going on. Then Lohan decides to get in the way of the paparatzi. Britney is glaring at Paris in the car with Lohan sitting next to her. Maybe she is thinking how could you make me do this? Its funny, stupid girl decides to leave her husband and ends up partying with a bunch of losers.
Comment by Rich — November 29, 2006 @ 6:39 am
This is SO gross … can you say Roast beef ?
Comment by Daisy — December 1, 2006 @ 11:28 am
I never imagined it would be so ugly, it ruined my image of a perfect pussy.
Comment by Mike — December 1, 2006 @ 7:52 pm
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
There went my fanatasies!`
Comment by AAAAAA! — December 1, 2006 @ 10:45 pm
…why. It is sad. this was a total planned setup from a mixed up girl who happens to also be a mom. When her kid is old enough to comment she will regret it…
Comment by the why guy — December 2, 2006 @ 9:02 am
I thought for a while that Britney is just poor hot white trash…..(but actualy really rich)then after seeing the pictures of her flashing the whole world, now she is just plan and nasty white trash who needs to be thrown away.
Comment by Hit with a bag of nickles — December 2, 2006 @ 5:22 pm
Well, at least we know she has one…some of the things she did made me wonder. I wonder, if she could ever set foot in a room of celebrities, on stage again and without the snickers..i mean janet jackson with the boob thang…that wasn’t as bad as this….accidents happen…unfortuantely…with britney..SHE KNEW..she left the house without panties on..if she was drunk..(which she looks like she is already..and damn..she aint even at the party yet haha), then she knew damn well things are bound to happen when you get drunk..especially a white trashy girl like that…EWL…
Comment by JB — December 3, 2006 @ 4:52 am
Damn i can’t believe she did that. Now i think different of her. If she doing it for attention, well thats not the way to go! Having kids didn’t make her grow up what will. Poor kids got a messed up father and now a whore for a mom.
Comment by Tara — December 3, 2006 @ 7:10 pm
THE BITCH IS ON DOPE
Comment by JIM BLANCO — December 3, 2006 @ 9:33 pm
Do you serve white wine with red snapper?
Comment by Shane — December 3, 2006 @ 11:06 pm
thats a huge pussy
Comment by wiggly — December 4, 2006 @ 12:07 am
YOU CAN TAKE THE TRASH OUT OF THE DUMPSTER. BUT YOU CAN’T TAKE THE DUMPSTER OUT OF THE TRASH.
Comment by NICOLETTE — December 4, 2006 @ 1:54 pm
why does it look like it leaked some fluid then dryed up all crusty?
Comment by Anonymous — December 4, 2006 @ 4:43 pm
Nice cock!
Comment by LIPS — December 4, 2006 @ 4:48 pm
at 73 it feels good to know that someone can
still make my tounge hard
Comment by jim e — December 4, 2006 @ 5:01 pm
I’d buy that for a dollar. But not two. Maybe a buck fifty if she threw in the whore Paris.
Comment by jason — December 4, 2006 @ 5:09 pm
Geee……. It looks like Kevin or (Paris) was beating that pussy up. Damn Paris turned her out. Paris, Britney, and Linsey be having some threesomes. She left one loser to being with two(Paris-Linsey)STUPID……..
Comment by Anonymous — December 4, 2006 @ 9:47 pm
what a rich fucking whore…i wont buy her CDs anymore..i’ll just wait for her porn stuff
Comment by Uki — December 6, 2006 @ 10:28 pm
AAAAHHHHH!!! I’m Blind!!!
Comment by Anonymous — December 7, 2006 @ 5:50 pm
finally an uninhibited women-that wears what she wants without fear what others think–my kinda girl.
Comment by Dale — December 8, 2006 @ 1:13 am
I’d still do Britney, after all I need someway to get near Ms. Paris.
Comment by Drew — December 8, 2006 @ 7:50 pm
We are all such FREAKING PRUDES about the human body. Here we have a gorgeous woman that wants to show off her body, and some segment of the population that wants to see it… and everyone has a HUGE HISSY FIT over it! Get over it people. I say let the flashers flash in peace, and let the watchers watch in peace, and if you don’t like you don’t have to look.
Comment by MattD — December 9, 2006 @ 5:31 am
looking good!
Comment by Me — December 11, 2006 @ 10:06 pm
Oh god these pictures are amazing. I love them.
Comment by Colin Powers — December 12, 2006 @ 8:55 am
she should have worn make up down there so it would help her look better!
Comment by blanc — December 12, 2006 @ 11:51 pm
Showing off your body is one thing, but airing out your parts in public is another! Nobody wants to see THAT staring you in the face! And God help the person who sits in the seat she was just in. At least wear a longer skirt! EEEEeeewwwww!
Comment by Mary G. — December 15, 2006 @ 5:16 pm
I pitty the poor schmo who works at the Benz dealership and has the nasty task of scrapping of the seats, can the class say “spurge”
Comment by rock hard — December 19, 2006 @ 11:25 pm
I never thought I’d see so many whiny little bitches complaining about seeing Britney’s glory hole.
As for me, I say “thank you Britney”. They may not be the best pictures, but I’m just glad she showed us all her kooch.
My only comment would be for her to get a better photographer next time.
Comment by Joe Blow — February 9, 2007 @ 9:57 pm
I FEEL SORRY FOR HER BECAUSE SHE IS A LOST SOUL THAT CAN BE FIXED. AND SHES YOUNG I THINK SHE WILL ONE DAY LOOK BACK @ ALL THIS AND REALIZE THAT SHE MADE ALOT OF BAD CHOICES AND HOPEFULLY SHE HAVE ALREADY LEARNED FROM THEM………..
Comment by candy — March 9, 2007 @ 8:01 am
[…] Just ask Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan. They’ve flashed their vaginas plenty of times in public, and not once did someone try to finger them. Well, ok, maybe Paris Hilton did once, but that’s only because she’s a fucking attention whore with a $5 million dollar bounty on her head. What? You didn’t hear? She’s wanted dead or comatose. Preferably comatose since then we could all gather around and pose her limp body in situations that she might find embarrassing. Like saying no to drugs at a party or having a conversation with black people as equals. […]
Pingback by The Blog You Love To Hate»Blog Archive » The English Can Be So Dirty Sometimes — July 18, 2007 @ 12:45 am
[…] Editor’s Note: Just so everyone knows, this photograph was taken just hours after her disastrous performance at the Video Music Awards last night. You know, the same awards show where Sarah Silverman viciously mocked her for having stupid kids and a hairless vagina. To which Britney then responded to by crying backstage and flashing her vagina for all the world to see. Again. […]
Pingback by The Blog You Love To Hate»Blog Archive » Britney Spears Makes Another Comeback — September 10, 2007 @ 5:42 pm
Britney is a nice girl,just going wild recently ,fun ,fun ,fun :0
I was the same when I was young and now Im very good Father
Cheers
Comment by jack — September 19, 2007 @ 1:41 am
LOVE THAT CLIT!!! I’M GETTING OFF TO IT RIGHT NOW
Comment by WILLIAM — October 11, 2007 @ 1:01 pm
im still going to buy her new cd but wtf is wrong with that slut
Comment by Anonymous — October 27, 2007 @ 2:52 pm
yeah but she has had sex already so…
Comment by that guy — November 6, 2007 @ 11:34 am
erm, the question is what kinda photographer takes these pics, its just a vagina, many women have one, if you do not like, dont look, as for me, I would worship that lovely cunny, hahaha! I am a man, she a woman, so what? daft cunts…just a pussy, you never seen one before? get out more!
Comment by Jam — November 9, 2007 @ 9:48 am
no such thing as a slut, only a gross man would say that because if a man acts an ass he is cool, a woman does it she a slut, well where would you get laid if no women had sex with us, gods please wise these people up, slap them hahahaha! slut, you are all sluts for looking, daft cunts!
Comment by Jam — November 9, 2007 @ 9:50 am
what a frustated mom.How could she do that to her kids? what a silly mother would listen to some miserable friends to take step that’d distroy the futur her kids? Ofcourse no panties from home was no accident.If she doing it for attention,well,she got herself huge lots fans.
Comment by Fidel — November 10, 2007 @ 1:41 am
What a frustated mom.How could she do that to her kids? What a silly mother would listen to some miserable friends to take step that’d distroy the futur of her kids? Ofcourse wearing no panties from home was no accident.If she doing it for attention,well,she got herself huge lots of fans
Comment by Fidel — November 10, 2007 @ 1:45 am
I am sorry but these pictures really turned me off. I have had a lot of pu$$y and this has to be the ugliest! Did she have quadruplets?
Comment by Anonymous — November 10, 2007 @ 12:15 pm
looks like she had a c section
Comment by Mike — November 27, 2007 @ 1:53 pm
are BRITNEY want to have a man …..
Comment by Henry — December 6, 2007 @ 12:16 am
Just wondering if a man did that in public, how long a jail sentence would he get?
Comment by Anonymous — December 12, 2007 @ 9:14 pm
shaved pussy !!!
nice one
Comment by Anonymous — December 17, 2007 @ 7:19 am
sexy u??
Comment by Anonymous — December 19, 2007 @ 9:49 am
Ugly or not, its still a cunt. Go for it! Only live once.
Comment by Fillup — December 24, 2007 @ 6:04 pm
pAIYOT BRITNEY
Comment by rey — December 26, 2007 @ 12:42 am
good. pussy.
Comment by spider — December 29, 2007 @ 1:27 pm
I have gone off clams forever seeing that pic
Comment by Rhino — January 15, 2008 @ 6:09 pm
its such a shame.. to post something like this on the net.. and comment on it.. im sure, if something like this would have happend to any 1 of you who commented.. im sure u wudnt want these comments.. you ppl are just so sad and such sick mentaility
Comment by Anonymous — March 7, 2008 @ 10:09 am
I’d munch that carpet, but it looks as if someone already ate it all!!!
Comment by Becky — March 8, 2008 @ 9:31 pm
Its so sexy man
Comment by RAsde — March 10, 2008 @ 3:00 am
Thats not a C-section scar …it,s her FEDER-LINE!
Comment by Ratmotor — March 12, 2008 @ 6:39 pm
ughhh thats so ugly
Comment by Anonymous — April 8, 2008 @ 4:39 am
wow it’s really attempting,
but it’s a super massive ecstasy to lick and
do it….
Comment by Anonymous — April 24, 2008 @ 12:50 am
It seems that all the event is made as pre-planned.She might have got more money than the money she should have earned for posting complete nude.
Comment by baboos — May 21, 2008 @ 1:24 pm
this is very bad and rideculas
Comment by darshan — June 18, 2008 @ 6:26 am
I would love to put my big penis in that pussy!
Comment by jimy — June 21, 2008 @ 2:47 am