Several sources inside London are once again reporting that actress Nicole Kidman is expecting a baby with husband Keith Urban and that an official statement regarding her pregnancy may be announced shortly.

From Mirror.co.uk:

A source said: “Miss Kidman certainly isn’t hiding the changes in her body now and seems to be very comfortable with them. Any woman seeing her now up close can’t help but notice she is a mum-to-be.”

“This time, though, she is taking it easy and just has gentler treatments more in keeping with her new condition.”

I don’t know about you, but I’m so excited over this news that I’m probably not going to be able to sleep until I get some kind of official confirmation that Nicole Kidman is indeed pregnant. Or is it possessed? Given her pigmentally-challenged complexion and her uncanny ability to scare the shit out of anyone by simply wandering a manor late at night, I’m going to assume that Nicole’s first biological child is going to be as white, if not whiter than, her and could be immediately defined by scientists at birth as a paranormal being - or, in the immortal words of that cartoon hippie and his painfully retarded dog, “a g-g-g-g-g-g-ghost!”

Editor’s Note: If Nicole Kidman does indeed have a baby that white, she should definitely get Mel Gibson and Michael Richards to act as godparents. Although given their limited range, it may be too much of a stretch for them.

Editor’s Note Deus Ex Machina: Yeah, I know. Nicole Kidman does not look at all pregnant in these pictures and they were just taken last night. Well, hey, what the fuck do you want from me? I just report the news, not make it. Unlike you and your fondness for stray dogs and peanut butter.