Wow, this woman is positively amazing. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything so beautiful in all my life. Her body alone just boggles the mind. In fact, I’m actually shocked she’s allowed out in public like this and isn’t behind bars serving time for sexiness in the first degree or arousal with a deadly weapon.

Hell, the only thing that could make her more attractive right now would be if she was wrestling an alligator while chugging a pint of Guinness. That would be damn hot, especially in boots like those.

Editor’s Note: Carmen who? No, I’m talking about that gorgeous piece of ass on her left. The one in the background with her arms folded. Yeah, that one. Oh, so it all makes sense now, does it? Good. And congratulations on catching up by the way.

Hey, did you hear about the turn of the century yet? Yeah, it happened a couple of years back. Nah, nothing to spectacular happened, but I just thought you should know. No, no, no, you’re welcome, you’re welcome. I’m just glad I could help.