Judging by that enormous pot lid on her head, I can only assume that Victoria Beckham had a run-in with some cannibals on her way to Tom Cruise’s wedding but managed to escape. Good for her. Bad for us. [The Skinny Website]

Sorry Rosie, but Kelly Ripa is not a homophobe. Homophobes don’t marry gay guys. [Jesus Hearts Music]

KKKramer apologizes for taking the spotlight off Mel Gibson and the release of “Apocalypto”. [The Evil Beet]

Nicole Richie fires her stylist. Wait a minute, Nicole Richie had a stylist? [Celebrity Nation]

So apparently, there is no such thing as a Britney/K-Fed sex tape. Well, duh! Did you really think they were smart enough to operate a camera? [Tabloid Whore]

David Blaine is set to amaze the world again; this time by escaping from a giant gyro…zzzzzzzzzz [Dlisted]

So Quentin Tarantino is going to remake this film next? Man, I can’t wa…zzzzzzzzz [Pop Atlas]

Are you saying that Borat isn’t real? What?!?! [In Case You Didn't Know]

Has Christian Bale even made a crappy movie? Oh wait, I forgot about Newsies. Damn Christian, you should have really changed your name after that one. Or at the very least, your sexual orientation. [Celebrity Silliness]

Catherine Deneuve is going to guest-star on “Nip/Tuck” tonight as a woman who wants to have her deceased husband’s ashes placed within her breasts. Seriously. Oh yeah, and I’m seconding that “The Umbrellas of Cherbourg” recommedation too. And just so we’re clear, when I recomend something, you better well see it or you get a beating. Seriously. [Popbytes]