Maybe I should have waited until after the awards show to tell Faith Hill I’ve been sleeping with her husband. Oh well, I’m sure karma will get me soon enough.

Update: Now Faith Hill has come out and said the whole thing was a joke. Yeah, nice spin, Faith, but I thought jokes where supposed to be funny. For example…

What did Faith Hill do when she found out her husband Tim McGraw liked to give away free blowjobs at rest stops off the I-40?

She screamed “What?!?!” like a diva and stormed off like a bitch.

Get it? Good. Now you try.