A pair of young women approached Justin Timberlake recently after they spotted him in the corner of a Hollywood nightclub, making out with a hot brunette who was not girlfriend Cameron Diaz. Or at least so they thought.

From National Enquirer:

…felt a tug on his belt and turned to find two young babes yelling, “What are you doing?… You’re cheating on Cameron!” Caught off balance, Justin tried to speak – until his dark-tressed hottie stepped into the light and told the shocked young fans: “Hey, girls, thanks for being so protective, but it’s me… Cameron! I had my hair dyed for a movie.” The girls were mortified, but CAMERON DIAZ thought it was hilarious – and reminded Justin: “Remember – my girls are always watching!”

Apparently, Justin Timberlake is a whole lot more understanding than most men in a situation like that. If it was me, I would have simply turned around and given those two women the beating of a lifetime, all without saying a word. But that’s only because I don’t like it when people sneak up behind me and touch my belt. It’s much too important an accessory to be messed around with, especially when I’m wearing my Spiderman Underoos and I’m trying keep my secret identity a secret.