Bring Me The Finger Of Avril Lavigne
I think it’s time for Avril Lavigne to learn a very important lesson. A lesson I like to call “the first person who sends me her two middle fingers in a box will receive a cashier’s check for one million dollars and a hugâ€.
Sorry Avril, but if you’re going to continue to act like an eight-year-old, we might as well go ahead and treat you like one.
Editor’s Note: This post was inspired by Sam Peckinpah’s “Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo Garciaâ€. Do yourself a favor and rent it this weekend instead of “The Break-Upâ€. And don’t worry about your girlfriend. If she starts to complain, just tell her that Alfredo Garcia is Spanish for Jennifer Aniston and that she should really shut her mouth before you shut it for her.
[Avril Lavigne - The Fuse Fangoria Chainsaw Awards / October 15, 2006 - Click To Enlarge]
She’s such a loser.
Comment by Virenda — October 18, 2006 @ 7:56 pm
she has gained
Comment by xxx — October 22, 2006 @ 4:38 pm
I really hate this bitch.
Comment by Lorelei — October 22, 2006 @ 7:07 pm
Fuck you all, Avri kicks ass and she’s fucking hot. I wish every hot rocker would flick people off, that’s hot.
Comment by Dragon — March 6, 2007 @ 6:54 pm
Id just like to say that i think most dudes would agree,that none of us really care about her music
or any of the pop chicks out there..britney,christina aguilera,rianah,lindsey,hillary,any of them.we just want to fantisie about doing things to them.and use the nip slip and vag peek pics and vids to help knock one out.really i think its all about wanting to fuck them.so who cares how dumb they are or how much thier music sucks.thank you for your time,now im gonna go beat off to a pic of nat portman.
Comment by avrilfucker — September 15, 2007 @ 6:17 pm
She should be grown up! That’s really disappointed.
Comment by Lilie — May 8, 2008 @ 5:31 am
avril is my best singer ever and whoever insults her is a bitch and a loser..u’re 100000 away from avril so just go get a life
Comment by yesser — May 18, 2008 @ 7:43 am
What ever happened to having an opinion? I personally think Avril is the biggest poser ever, she tries so hard to be badass, and it comes across as pathetic. She tries to hard to look hot like all the other celebs are doing, (bleach hair,dress sexy) come on, shes just ridiculous!!
Comment by trish — November 12, 2008 @ 2:05 pm
ur amazing…hehehehe
Comment by terracon — January 19, 2009 @ 4:21 am
avril lavinge
Comment by aizan — January 22, 2009 @ 7:23 am
k avril is hott she rocks and fuck all of u haters cuz i think u guys jus wanna be jus like her and ur jus jealous cuz ur mama can’t look like her ok so fuck off ppl..she H O T cute ok so yea and she roxxxxxxxxx the universe 4 ever ok so yea ……lol x x x
Comment by cassie — February 11, 2009 @ 8:10 pm
…go avril
Comment by shebam — March 7, 2009 @ 11:14 am
pleaseeeee…. come to Indonesia….
Comment by nda chue_#10 — April 16, 2009 @ 11:55 pm
luv u
Comment by nda chue_#10 — April 17, 2009 @ 12:03 am