Alba Laughs
As someone who has, in the past, frequently adored the bikinied body of Jessica Alba, I must admit that I really wasn’t in that big a hurry to drop my trousers and sin repeatedly over these new photos of her. Not to say I didn’t, mind you, but not nearly as much as I would have if she didn’t look like she just peeked inside the Ark of the Covenant while laughing here.
Seriously, if you’re an otherwise attractive woman whose face looks as if it might melt and recede back to the base of your skull when you laugh, then you probably shouldn’t do it anymore. Unless, of course, someone mentions that your hair shares the same color with that of dog shit in the sand, then sure, go ahead and laugh because it’s usually pretty funny if it does. Just ask Colonel Dietrich here.
Editor’s Note: If you’re brave enough, I dare you to click on the above photograph and visit Jessica Alba’s mouth at a higher resolution. Not only will you get to see an unacceptable case of the Cavity Creeps on her right side, but you’ll also wonder what the hell that funky yellow stuff is deep on her left side. Which, if I were to guess, would have to be kernels since she looks a lot like a fucking scarecrow who’s been pilfering corn again.
[Jessica Alba - Spike TV's Scream Awards / October 7, 2006 - Click To Enlarge]
Yay! You’re back and fucking funnier than ever! BTW, because of my extreme immaturity, when you dared me to click on the pic, I did. I cannot tell you how much I regret doing it.
Comment by Bevvie — October 11, 2006 @ 11:03 am
[...] Jessica Alba not looking so good [...]
Pingback by Links on me today! « — October 11, 2006 @ 11:05 am
Bevvie,
Yes, after taking the long, long weekend to shower and sleep, I am back to make even more people hate me. And really, isn’t that what life is all about.
P.S. Did you get my e-mail? You’re a winner in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre thingamajig. Yes, shocking, I know.
Comment by Erich von Stroheim — October 11, 2006 @ 7:03 pm
“P.S. Did you get my e-mail? You’re a winner in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre thingamajig. Yes, shocking, I know.”
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Really? Who did I blow to win? Nope, I haven’t received an email from you, ergo, I think you’re fucking with me. I have “trust” issues.
Comment by Bevvie — October 11, 2006 @ 8:13 pm
Nope, Bevvie, you are indeed a winner. All I need is an address to ship everything to. I will e-mail you again, or you can just e-mail me when you read this.
Comment by Erich von Stroheim — October 11, 2006 @ 8:30 pm
I should’ve won, despite the fact that I never entered the contest.
Comment by Brother Dave Thompson — October 16, 2006 @ 3:23 pm
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Comment by Metropolitan — January 16, 2007 @ 1:00 am