As both a wimp and a coward, I must confess that it took me almost one full day to find the courage to watch this week’s episode of “Nip/Tuck” after learning that Rosie O’Donnell had a sex scene in it.

And where, you may ask, did I find such courage? At the bottom of a bottle, of course. Or three bottles. Actually, I really don’t remember, but that’s okay since it’s not that important. What is important though is that I was way too drunk to get it up so I didn’t have to question my sexuality if I was somewhat aroused by what I saw. Just like on prison rodeo day.

Editor’s Note: If this scene in any way turned you on, you need to check out Rosie O’Donnell in “Exit to Eden”. Then call 1-800-I-NEED-FUCKING-HELP and ask for Sharon. She’ll scare you straight.