Jessica Simpson Is All Coked Up
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, Jessica, but dressing up like Nancy Sinatra from “The Wild Angels†will not get you Peter Fonda. Nor will doing mounds of coke get you Dennis Hopper. Those guys are clean now and have grandchildren and stuff. They don’t run around with hussies like you anymore. I do though, so hey, give me a call. Just make sure you have proof of your shots before you come over. The kids don’t call me Colonel Cautious for nothing.
Editor’s Note: Hey, did someone just mention Nancy Sinatra? I thought so. Kick it, Nancy…
[audio:Nancy Sinatra - The Last of the Secret Agents.MP3]
[Jessica Simpson - "Employee of the Month" After-Party / October 4, 2006 - Click To Enlarge]
Oh yeah, and one more thing, Jessica. Jaime Pressly calls for a staring contest in one…two…three…GO!
I HATE THAT FUCKING SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by Bevvie — October 6, 2006 @ 4:53 pm
Dude thats scary! What the hell has she done… Stupid actress… oyi…
Comment by Kendra — October 6, 2006 @ 8:58 pm
P.S.
Yes, Erich, Jessica is rocking some mighty dilated pupils. But to insinuate she is using drugs is Crazy Talk! I mean, come on, a young, stupid celebrity with cash falling out of her ass ON DRUGS? Please.
Comment by Bevvie — October 7, 2006 @ 10:26 am
You would be amazed to know the popularity of Jessica Simpson on the Web…
She is ranked as 36th. Musician and 91th. Celebrity on the internet.
In the music category she is behind Celion Dion but ahead of Nelly Furtado and others… did you know that?
The site also monitors her popularity dynamically and it has been falling and growing since last week.
Comment by Isiah — December 5, 2006 @ 3:58 pm