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September 28, 2006

Katharine McPhee Is Gullible

Katharine McPhee

I like to think that if a Martian ever approached me on the street and asked me to come with him for the good of mankind, I’d have enough common sense to scream “Fire!” before stabbing him in the eye with my house keys and running away. Not like “American Idol” RUNNER-UP Katharine McPhee, who obviously believes she’s a lot more important than any world leader or top scientist judging by her willingness to leave with someone who just lied to her about how her singing voice can bring peace to the galaxy.

It’s just too bad we can’t all be there to see the look on her face when she wakes up in a cornfield two days from now with blood pouring out of her ass. Normally, I’d organize a field trip to see something like that myself, but why endanger my alibi just to teach a bunch of snot-nosed kids about the perils of self-importance.

Editor’s Note: Ladies and gentlemen, I think we’ve found our actor for the live action version of “Beavis & Butthead”.

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[Katharine McPhee - Shopping in Los Angeles / September 27, 2006 - Click To Enlarge]

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3 Comments »

  1. Katharine McPhee has a huge chin. She has a weird forehead. I think Katharine McPhee is ugly. Not to mention she shrills from all of those years of puking. (and did they pay off? Let’s go with no) She looks like amazon woman. She also has no stage pressence and sorry to say, but she cannot connect with her music at all. I really doubt she will sell many CDs at all and for anyone saying she was good as Whitney in her prime, stop lying. She is not even half as talented as Kelly Clarkson and Kelly isn’t even half as talented as Whitney was in her prime (vocally).

    Comment by Evanescence Fan — October 4, 2006 @ 7:43 pm

  2. For me, Kathatrine is the most beautiful American Idol contestant ever. And she has a really good voice to go with it too. Any career move is good for her. Where there is exposure, there’s another 15 minutes of fame. Way to go, kathatrine!

    http://www.modernidol.com
    http://www.stopswimming.com

    Comment by Mike — March 28, 2007 @ 8:26 am

  3. EVANESCENSE FAN is a FAG. You are probably an obese, unattractive, untalented individual yourself. Get a life, and stop calling people ugly and untalented, when chances are you are some loser who sits around online all day with no life…commenting on the lives of others.

    Comment by Your Mom — April 1, 2007 @ 9:57 pm

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