Sly Stallone looks like he got into a kissing match with a drag queen and lost. [The Green Straw]

Lindsay Lohan’s father writes her another letter, but this time uses boring words like “God” and “Jesus” instead of the always fun “whore” and “traitorous cunt”. And people ask me why I hate Jesus. Fucking killjoy. [Celebrity Nation]

Dumb blondes in dumb poses… – a post so simple, it’s genius. [Popbytes]

Katie Holmes says she will give Tom Cruise another child if he marries her. Let’s see his boyfriend try to top that. [Celebrity Silliness]

Kirsten Dunst is the skankiest skank to have ever skanked. [Hot Online News]

Ok everybody, get ready because I’m about to shock you: Steven Tyler has Hepatitis C. So, did you just drop your baby? If so, that’s murder one, you clueless fuck. [Tabloid Whore]

Scarlett Johansson dresses like a Fonzarelli. [The Skinny Website]

Scarlett Johansson was “a nervous wreck” before her first Brazilian wax. Hey, an erection at the wrong time could be embarrassing for her. [Hotrag.net]

Don’t be fooled by imitations. Jared Leto is the biggest loser you’ll ever hope to meet. [Best Week Ever]

Vanessa Minnillo plans to send risqué photos of herself to Nick Lachey via e-mail. If you would like to do the same, you can send your sexy photos to Nick at erichvonstroheim@theblogyoulovetohate.com [Celebrity Week]