Jessica Simpson Is Beaming
Now that’s what I call a smile. A real vaudeville smile. And look at that stance. That’s what I call real vaudeville stance. With a top hat and cane, she could make it all the way to the big time. The big time I say!
And with me on as her five-percenter and Phineas teaching her the ol’ Alley-Oop, we’ll wow every audience from Boston to Dixie. These talking pictures are only the beginning, baby, only the beginning.
Editor’s Note: I have a dress just like that; only it’s not so much a dress but a raincoat I kill hookers in.
[Jessica Simpson - The Premiere of "Employee of the Month" / September 19, 2006 - Click To Enlarge]
“a raincoat I kill hookers in.”
I hope those hookers are CANADIAN hookers.
Comment by Bevvie — September 20, 2006 @ 3:55 pm
Canada has hookers? Once again, Encyclopedia Britannica leaves the best stuff out.
Comment by Erich von Stroheim — September 22, 2006 @ 6:32 am