The Photos You Love To Hate
[Brad Pitt - "Babel" Premiere in Toronto / September 9, 2006 - Click To Enlarge]
Here’s an idea for you, Brad. The next time you decide to wear a black suit with a black shirt and a black tie, why not go all out and just don the black ski mask as well. This way you won’t look like the disembodied head of Vic Morrow and I can tell my captain that I’ve finally solved that serial rapist case.
[Naomi Watts - Photoshoot in Chinatown / August 28, 2006 - Click To Enlarge]
Nice try, Naomi, but you can’t fool me with that sexy pose. I know full well what lurks beneath that dress of yours: a hideous mole on your left thigh. And don’t even think about using that old “oh, I must have sat on a piece of Hubba Bubba in the car again†excuse because there’s no way in hell you’re going to trick me into licking it again this time.
[Victoria Beckham - Marc Jacobs Spring 2007 Fashion Show / September 11, 2006 - Click To Enlarge]
While Victoria Beckham may not be the tannest thing alive, I do think that she’s probably the tannest member of Devo alive and that’s something to be proud of too.
[Carmen Electra - "Imitation of Christ" Spring 2007 Fashion Show / September 10, 2006 - Click To Enlarge]
I don’t know about you, but when I think “Imitation of Christâ€, I think Carmen Electra. And Jesus. Yes, Carmen Electra and Jesus. Ok, now I’m thinking about a magical cure for herpes. Does anyone know why?
[Nicolas Cage - "World Trade Center" Press Conference in Bangkok / September 12, 2006 - Click To Enlarge]
Nic Cage is the Devil. Or the Devil’s retarded younger brother who somehow freed himself from the basement of the ninth circle. You decide.
it is not a mole on her left thigh. it is a birthmark…or beauty mark. there is no elevation. just because she does not try to
use some kind of surgery to eliminate what a few fools consider flaws…
Comment by pattonjr5 — September 13, 2006 @ 11:20 pm
I tell you, dude, I honestly don’t care what it is.
I went with the whole mole idea because I thought it was funnier than my equally lame birthmark idea. It’s really as simple as that.
I admire your commitment to Naomi’s thigh though. I’m sure she appreciates it unless…wait a minute…Naomi, is that you?
Comment by Erich von Stroheim — September 14, 2006 @ 2:06 am
ha, ha. i would hope you could come up w/something better the 2d time around. the guy that said it was a russian plot did have a sense of humor so your message did lead to some constructive levity. There are several shoots she has done where the photog asks her to raise her skirt. Most comments on the public sites think she looks very sexy on this shoot—including for someone pushing 40.
& to get serious for one moment, she is shooting 2 films in a row (the 2d one for david cronenberg) & has to promote an oscar film candidate in between. so i doubt whether she would concern herself about your site. there are 2 versions of her in some mags where they have airbrushed the birthmark out. so what.
believe it or not, there are some people that do not like black-skinned women.
Comment by pattonjr5 — September 14, 2006 @ 10:27 am
WOO-HOO! Somebody LOVES to HATE this BLOG!!!!
Personally, I love to love this blog. I’m sensitive like that.
Comment by Bevvie — September 14, 2006 @ 12:20 pm
What was Carmen thinking? First Dennis Rodman, now the hair. She has issues that out weigh even mine, and that is sayin’ something.
Patton takes life and birth marks a little to seriously.
Comment by Virenda — September 14, 2006 @ 7:43 pm
Bevvie,
Thousands of people daily love to hate this blog. They’re just afraid to comment. Come on, people. Give me the what for.
Virenda,
You took the words right out of my mouth – concerning Patton that is.
As for Carmen, she doesn’t think – that’s the problem.
Comment by Erich von Stroheim — September 15, 2006 @ 2:53 pm
Nic Cage ate a real cockroach in “Kiss of the Vampire”. Anyone who does that is a freak or on “Fear Factor”……oh, same difference.
Comment by Babydoll — September 18, 2006 @ 1:43 am
Babydoll,
And that’s exactly why Nic Cage should co-star with Paris Hilton one day.
Comment by Erich von Stroheim — September 18, 2006 @ 1:28 pm