Lindsay Lohan Has A Vagina
Visit any other celebrity gossip blog today and I can guarantee you that somewhere on that first page, you’ll see this picture of Lindsay Lohan flashing her vagina outside the Kabaret Club in London. What you won’t see, however, is the actual vagina itself since most bloggers are afraid to post this picture without some kind of elementary design or logo covering the poor thing up.
Now, to be fair, almost all of them will give you the option to see “the NSFW uncensored version” on the next page or, as many like to say, “after the jump†[isn’t that the cutest damn phrase you ever did hear?], but not here at The Blog You Love To Hate.
Around here, I like to just cut to the chase and save you that extra click. And not just because I’m a born and bred asshole with delusions of thoughtfulness and consideration. No, that’s got nothing to do with it.
Instead, I went ahead and posted this picture of Lindsay Lohan in all her glory to prove once and for all that vaginas are nothing to be afraid of, and that by hiding them behind crudely drawn logos, most bloggers are only demonizing them further. And that, my friends, is the real shame.
Editor’s Note: So, hey, did you get that promotion? I can only assume you did since your boss probably walked by just as you were opening up this page. Oh, you don’t have to go into any details. I think I can pretty much guess what happened.
Boss: “Hey, whatcha looking at there?â€
You: “Um, nothing, sir.â€
Boss: “Is that Lindsay Lohan? What the hell does she have to do with air-conditioning?â€
You: “As far as I know, nothing, sir.â€
Boss: “Oh my god, is that her vagina?â€
You: “Yes, sir, I believe it is.â€
Boss: “God, I love vaginas. Keep up the good work, Smith.â€
Erich,
You are a bad, bad boy. Bad.
Comment by Bevvie — September 13, 2006 @ 3:38 pm
Vagina for President!
Comment by Erich von Stroheim — September 13, 2006 @ 8:38 pm
Vagina would end world suffering and we wouldn’t need Angelina.
Comment by saratouchette — September 14, 2006 @ 12:52 pm
I love my vagina. That’s all.
Comment by Virenda — September 14, 2006 @ 7:44 pm
saratouchette,
My thoughts exactly. Saratouchette for Vice-President!
Virenda,
Since I visit your blog daily, I noticed that you too hid the vagina. Shame on you. As penance, you are to say ten “Our Fathers” and post five vaginas on your blog by tomorrow night.
Comment by Erich von Stroheim — September 15, 2006 @ 2:58 pm
It’s like a car crash….I don’t wanna look but it’s disturbingly compelling.
Comment by Babydoll — September 18, 2006 @ 1:35 am
Speaking of cars, I think you could actually drive one in there and park it.
Comment by Erich von Stroheim — September 18, 2006 @ 8:00 pm
I thought it would be prettier. My vagina is much prettier than that ;D
Comment by SusyLynn — September 27, 2006 @ 5:48 pm
gosh my vagina doesnt look like that.
hers looks like it is connected to her leg skin.
freakish. and why is it all open i mean the lips and all that is just WRONG.
Comment by ali al ali al humdulacat — November 4, 2006 @ 10:54 pm
It’s floppy.
Comment by Church of Survivalosm — April 16, 2007 @ 7:52 am
I would fuck the shit out of her pussy all night long, if she said no i would kill and fuck her anyway.
Comment by 69 — May 23, 2007 @ 8:56 am
That is the ugliest picture of a vagina that I have ever seen. And they can be quite ugly on occasion.
Comment by Melissa — May 23, 2007 @ 4:07 pm
nothing wrong with vaginas!
Comment by Scrote — May 31, 2007 @ 3:25 am
Her minge is minging and not worthy of my tongue
Comment by KPnutswales — June 2, 2007 @ 8:59 am
i like vaginas but she has got fucki ng beef curtins
Comment by bob — June 13, 2007 @ 11:08 pm
[...] Just ask Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan. They’ve flashed their vaginas plenty of times in public, and not once did someone try to finger them. Well, ok, maybe Paris Hilton did once, but that’s only because she’s a fucking attention whore with a $5 million dollar bounty on her head. What? You didn’t hear? She’s wanted dead or comatose. Preferably comatose since then we could all gather around and pose her limp body in situations that she might find embarrassing. Like saying no to drugs at a party or having a conversation with black people as equals. [...]
Pingback by The Blog You Love To Hate»Blog Archive » The English Can Be So Dirty Sometimes — July 18, 2007 @ 12:49 am
Vagina, Vagina, everyone loves Vagina! Vagina, vagina, Everyone loves vagina!…except queers.
Comment by NotHerrbieHandcock — August 25, 2007 @ 8:09 pm
Lmao you ppl are so retarted, how do you know thats hers? You don’t you idiots don’t know one thing just that someone posting it claiming it to be hers.
Secoundly you can’t even make out her face, that could be a look alike they paid 50 bucks to get in a car.
Thirdly it’s the worst photo ever it easly could have been edited.
There you have so next time you idiots get some brains!
Comment by Heres to you Idiots — September 4, 2007 @ 8:11 pm
Wow, a girl who has a vagina…what will they think of next?? I know, a car with an engine…yeah, that’s it… mine is staying in my pants thank you very much.. Paparazzi, what low moral individuals!
Comment by Winona — September 14, 2007 @ 2:14 pm
Viva Snizzy!
Comment by snizlover — October 10, 2007 @ 1:12 pm
i love vaginas cuz im a lesbo
Comment by jahn — December 19, 2007 @ 12:33 pm
Its a cunt, ugly or not – Enjoy it!
Comment by Fillup — December 24, 2007 @ 6:05 pm
thats soooo messed up and fuckin scarry lookin
Comment by Anonymous — January 7, 2008 @ 9:47 am
So sweet pure pusy. MORE
Comment by Anonymous — February 11, 2008 @ 11:37 pm
i love the flange !!! gay people dont like them though !!! lyndesy lohan has a nice flange!!
Comment by poo face — February 22, 2008 @ 10:15 am
I wish I had a vagina , I would play with it all day. At work sometimes I sit under my desk so I can look up the ladies skirts
Comment by Gaylord Swaby — February 22, 2008 @ 10:19 am
Katie has a massive fanny!!! a baby would just fall out of it !!!! she can fit a whole computer in it !!!
Comment by poo head — February 22, 2008 @ 10:21 am
Thats one ugly vagina,…
Comment by KraniuM — April 29, 2008 @ 5:59 am