The Gossip You Love To Hate
Sharon Stone without makeup looks a lot like Sharon Stone without makeup – only without all the makeup. Did that just make your head hurt? Good. You deserve it. [In Case You Didn't Know]
Victoria Beckham is pregnant with her fourth child. Well, that finally explains why she was stumbling around drunk last week. [Dlisted]
I wonder how much Cameron Diaz pays Drew Barrymore to be her friend and if she takes that payment in French fries. [The Green Straw]
Speaking of “Friendsâ€, do you think Jennifer Aniston bitch-slaps hers when they get out of line [i.e. talking out of turn, having an opinion, breathing]? [Hotrag.net]
I’d like to send my congratulations out to Nicole Richie for finally finishing that X-Mas cookie this weekend. You go, girl! [The Skinny Website]
Hmmm, I wonder if Barbara Walters would like this blog. Oh, who am I kidding - of course she would! [TMZ]
Thanks to the selflessness of a caring drunk driver, Ellen Degeneres now knows what it feels like to take it up the ass. [Tabloid Whore]
Just like that dumb, misguided fifth wife of mine, Kelly Osborne likes to have fun by getting married. [Celebrity Nation]
Nothing to do today? Why not check out the mini-tribute to actress Catherine Deneuve over at Popbytes and then go watch The Umbrellas of Cherbourg and Belle du Jour. I promise to let you in the cool people club if you do. [Popbytes]
Now that summer’s almost gone, look for me to update this blog more frequently. Yeah, yeah, I know – I make this promise every time I kick the heroin, but I’m tellin’ ya, man, this time I’m gonna do it. Hey, you got a twenty on ya? [The Blog You Love To Hate]
The View is totally doomed. What’s the opposite of auspicious? Foreboding? That’s what the beginning of Bab’s and Rosie’s relationship is.
“I make this promise every time I kick the heroin…”
Beware of Bill Curtis and claims such as, “Honest, we just want to film you using. It’s for a documentary.” You can thank me later.
Comment by Bevvie — September 4, 2006 @ 11:16 pm
Holy shit! It’s 12:30. Did I just miss “The View”? Was Rosie on today? I was going to blog it.
See, Bevvie, this is what happens when you throw around big words - I try to decipher them, pass out, and then wake up two hours later smelling like my toilet.
Please be careful next time.
Comment by Erich von Stroheim — September 5, 2006 @ 12:33 pm
I’ve seen all Jacques Demi’s films at least ten thousand times, well what does that make me? Super cool I guess. Watch “Les demoiselles de Rochefort” with the two Deneuve sisters in it ( Françoise Dorléac, Catherine’s sister sadly died soon after), it is the best of them all.
Comment by Keya — September 5, 2006 @ 3:25 pm
Keya,
You get to be vice president of the cool people club.
And I will remain president as I have seen all of Demy’s films at least ten thousand and one times.
Comment by Erich von Stroheim — September 5, 2006 @ 4:07 pm
Alright then, you’re cooler than me Erich. But I’m pretty happy with my new designation as vice president. Suits me fine.Cheers boss.
Comment by Keya — September 6, 2006 @ 11:40 am