Naomi Watts Has Something On Her Leg
Ok, I have to admit I’m a little freaked out by that enormous spot on Naomi Watts’ thigh. Not only is it hideously unattractive, but I’m also afraid the next time I’m masturbating, this thing is going creep into my mental image of her and there’s gonna be a whole lot of vomit sliding down my chest.
Sorry Naomi, but moles the size of Wisconsin just aren’t sexy, yo.
Editor’s Note: Yes, I am well aware that the spot in question could be anything from dirt on a camera lens to a nicotine patch for black people. Personally though, I still can’t help but think the goddamn thing’s a mole. A mole named Anastasia who probably works for the KGB and drinks lots of vodka.
You’ve been warned.
[Naomi Watts - Playing Golf / August 27, 2006 - Click To Enlarge]
it is not a mole. it is a birthmark. no elevation.
Comment by Anonymous — September 5, 2006 @ 2:27 am
Yeah, that’s exactly what the Russians want you to think.
Comment by Erich von Stroheim — September 5, 2006 @ 12:34 pm
“it is a birthmark.”
Then how does one account for all black hairs burgeoning out of it?
Comment by Bevvie — September 6, 2006 @ 12:33 pm
Bevvie,
If that comment was to get me to throw up in my mouth, well, mission accomplished.
Comment by Erich von Stroheim — September 6, 2006 @ 1:16 pm
I’m surprised that she’s rather ordinary looking in these shots. Even though she’s got great-looking legs, the mark on her thigh balances her overall ordinary appearance by reducing the attractiveness of her legs, or have I just got semen on the brain? But it’s my contention that a woman’s legs are the main focal point of men. Just look at Irish woman doing their Irish dance; it’s all legs.
Comment by Harry White — February 8, 2007 @ 10:35 pm