Madonna’s camel toe now has its very own My Space profile. I think I’m going to e-mail it for a date. [My Space via Best Week Ever]

Personally, I have absolutely no interest in any news surrounding Jennifer Aniston unless it involves her obituary or something. And even then, I’d probably only read it after exhausting the back labels of every last thing I had in my bathroom. [In Case You Didn't Know]

Justin Timberlake wants to fuck Taylor Hicks really bad. [The Green Straw]

Hurry children, blind yourselves with needles! Gwyenth Paltrow’s making a comeback. [Celebrity Nation]

Nip/Tuck starts its fourth season on Sept. 5. God, how I love to watch this show. Naked. [Popbytes]

Nicolette Sheridan looks pretty damn good for 63. [The Skinny Website aka Bevvie's Homepage]

Nicole Richie thinks she doesn’t have a disease. I beg to differ. The disease in question? Stupidity. [Tabloid Whore]

Lance Bass is well on his way to securing himself a trophy husband. [Dlisted]

One day, Jim Carey will rule all of Canada and Pamela Anderson will be his queen court jester. [Hotrag.net]

And who says I never gossip about myself…

This blog continues to suffer inexcusable downtime thanks to those cocksuckers over at Dreamhost. I can assure you, however, that everything should be back to normal by the end of the month since my blog and I are currently out shopping for a new host. If you happen to have any suggestions and/or recommendations, feel free to e-mail me or leave it in the comments section below. I have a whole man-purse full of cash and I’m not afraid to use it. [The Blog You Love To Hate]