At first glance, I thought for sure I was looking at a picture of my mechanic and his twelve-year-old daughter posing for their annual X-mas card. They’re a wacky pair, those two. But then I thought – wait a minute, didn’t I just help the cops put that guy away last year by going undercover to bring down his ring of international carjackers. Yeah, I think I did. So who the hell else could it be then? Me maybe? After all, I have been known to drink until I can’t remember – especially when horse jockeys are involved.

Editor’s Note: After two minutes of extensive research, I have learned that the couple in question is actor Heath Ledger and his child bride, actress Michelle Williams.

Apparently, this photograph was taken so they could make it perfectly clear to all their fans that they don’t need their stinking money and that if they ever plan on going to see another one of their movies, they should just “fuck off” and go see something else.

So just make sure you remember that because they really don’t have the time to come over to your house and do the whole thing over again on your front lawn. They’re important actors, you know.