The Gossip You Love To Hate
If I was a gay man with really poor taste in men, I’d probably sign for this package. [The Green Straw]
Tom Cruise is almost ready to release photographs of his baby Suri to the public. He just has to finish gluing the googly eyes onto the Styrofoam ball. [Celebrity Nation]
If I was sure about the strength of that lei, I’d strangle Kevin Costner with it – but only after granting him a final wish. Yes, I am well aware that such a wish would most likely include him exposing himself, but hey, I’m a hit man with a heart. [In Case You Didn't Know]
With Dave Navarro and Jenna Jameson now dating, look for the spread of STDs to be cut in half. [Tabloid Whore]
Is Justin Timberlake purposely trying to piss off Madonna with his new album cover? [Popbytes]
American Idol auditions have officially begun. Let’s hope you didn’t already know that. [TMZ]
Note to Kate Beckinsale: For a small fee, I am willing to protect your vagina from that douche-bag David Hasselhoff. And by small fee, I mean all the gas I can carry. [Best Week Ever]
Kristen Bell looks all shiny and stuff. [Hollywood Tuna]
If you ask me, Denise Richards is looking a bit too thin lately. Maybe she should take a page from Jonathan Swift and start eating some children. Hmm, looks like she heard me. [The Skinny Website]
Maybe next time Denise Richards can split a baby with Adrien Brody. [Dlisted]
That is not sexy. In fact viewing Jake’s “package” has made me ill…
If I were a gay man I’d return to sender.
Comment by Virenda — August 8, 2006 @ 11:44 pm
Personally, since the package is so small, I’d probably just throw it in the back of the closet until X-mas time and then re-gift.
Comment by Erich von Stroheim — August 9, 2006 @ 3:25 pm
I HATE, HATE, HATE ‘The Skinny Website’. It’s the worst site ever, and I’m always surprised when you link it. I’m assuming you just look at the pictures, because the writing — and I’m not exaggerating — is at about the 4th grade level.
Comment by Bevvie — August 10, 2006 @ 6:03 pm