Ben Affleck Is Sweaty
If you think the idea of global warming is some kind of plot dreamed up by Barbara Streisand to get her fat ass back into the Lincoln bedroom by 2009, think again. Not only has global warming been officially recognized as a real threat by the nine out of ten scientists currently studying my uncanny ability to pick the ponies, but it also appears to cause great discomfort to dashing matinee idols like Ben Affleck. And that, my friends, is something that should not be allowed to happen – especially if we want him to take that five million dollar pay cut for “Gigli 2â€.
Editor’s Note: Over at TMZ, they have some video of Ben trying to catch a fly ball during Sunday’s game. Needless to say, he didn’t get it, but that’s probably because he plays for that “pink team†my grandfather’s always talking about.
[Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner - Fenway Park / July 30, 2006 - Click To Enlarge]
Ben is so wrong looking in that photo and there is no way I’m watching the video. It’s going to hurt me I know.
Ben is like Tim McGraw and pretty much any other country singer, THEY ALL HAVE TO WEAR A HAT! Seriously.
You know who I want to play for my “PINK” team? Christian Bale. By pink team I mean I want him to play with my gender. A lot. By gender I mean vagina.
Comment by Virenda — August 1, 2006 @ 3:45 pm
“By pink team I mean I want him to play with my gender. A lot. By gender I mean vagina.”
Either Erich wrote that and signed Virenda’s name, or Virenda needs a blogyoulovetohate intervention. Could Erich’s ‘vagina’ obsession be contagious” Either way, it’s a very funny comment.
Comment by Bevvie — August 2, 2006 @ 2:43 am
I see how it is.
Virenda’s only been visiting this blog so she could steal away my only reader.
If you need me, I’ll be the one in the corner crying.
Comment by Erich von Stroheim — August 2, 2006 @ 11:07 am