The Gossip You Love To Hate
Did you know that Christie Brinkley was still alive and had a husband? I didn’t, but that’s probably because I don’t give a shit. [Tabloid Whore]
Keira Knightley’s boyfriend looks just like Orlando Bloom, only alive and breathing. [Best Week Ever]
Josh Duhamel’s been fooling around with the same two blondes I usually fool around with. So just for that, I’m going to start fooling around with Fergie. Wait a minute…what just happened? [The Green Straw]
More shots of some homeless man hitting on Elijah Wood’s girlfriend. [In Case You Didn't Know]
Victoria Beckham looks like a Moroccan whore. Yeah, I know. Tell you something you don’t know. [The Skinny Website]
Ellen Barkin plans to auction off her booty. No, not that booty, you sick bastard. [Celebrity Nation]
Jake Gyllenhaal wants to play Lance Armstrong in the cyclist’s biopic, leaving the question: who is going to play Jake in the same film? Wait, what about Lance? That wouldn’t be too confusing, would it? [TMZ]
Just so you know, Gillian Anderson is not fat and ugly, she’s just pregnant and ugly. [Dlisted]
Don’t remember how long it’s been since you’ve had sex? Well, why not keep track on this brand new Jenna Jameson wall calendar. Just try not to touch yourself too much. It ain’t gonna help matters. [Popbytes]
No, you are not imagining things. Thanks to a shitty host, this blog’s been going down more than Tara Reid on prom night. Thank you, I’ll be here all night. I hope. [The Blog You Love To Hate]
What shitty host do you use? Because now I’m scared I just became a customer of a shitty host. My transition has sucked. Hard. I could bring this right around with a Tara Reid comment but I’m too tired.
Hope things work out.
Comment by Virenda — July 25, 2006 @ 5:34 pm
I am currently using Dreamhost. Oh, the irony.
Comment by Erich von Stroheim — July 26, 2006 @ 5:29 pm