Black Eyed Peas singer Fergie – real name something manly – was once so desperate to hide her addiction to crystal meth that she actually blamed her dramatic weight loss on being bulimic and even convinced her band Wild Orchid [made up of big Mickey Rourke fans no doubt] to attend meetings with her at People Destined To Become Fat And Just Delaying The Inevitable Anonymous.

From Female First:

She explains, “They staged an intervention, at which point I told them I was bulimic (to cover up for the fact that) I was only 90 pounds (41 kilograms).

“I put up a whole front – I even took them to Overeaters Anonymous with me.

“I’ve never been bulimic in my life, but when you’re a drug addict, you lie.

“I don’t want to be the poster girl for crystal meth, but it’s very addicting, and people don’t know just how addicting it is!”.

Could someone please point out to me where in the celebrity handbook it says you have to confess all your dirty little secrets to anyone carrying a pad and pencil? Because the last time I checked, there was no such passage, which basically means that Fergie really only has herself to blame if her image suddenly pops up one day during reruns of Hee-Haw to promote Tennessee Bob’s latest crystal meth concoction.

On a side note, I’d like to personally thank Fergie for giving us further proof that bulimia really doesn’t exist and that those people supposedly suffering from it are actually just lying attention whores with shameless crystal meth addictions.

I mean, come on, purposely throwing up food after you wasted all that time eating it. Who the hell would do something like that? Ok, besides Star Jones, and that’s only because she likes to keep eating after she’s full.