Sienna Miller Is Scary
After staring at this photograph for more than two hours with my pants down, I think I’ve finally figured out who Sienna Miller reminds me of here. That disheveled whore Raggedy Ann. The same hideously revolting doll my sister carried with her all through childhood and the same unsightly doll I repeatedly tried to burn because of the nightmares it gave me. Well, at least until I hit puberty, then I kind of warmed up to the thing and started using the fucking doll as a cum sponge. Something I think I really should have told my sister about before her two-year-old daughter started teething on it.
Editor’s Note: I think we should all give Sienna Miller an honorary US citizenship for dressing up like that. Or, at the very least, shoot her from a cannon during this year’s Founding Fathers picnic.
[Sienna Miller - On The Set Of "Camille" / July 11, 2006 - Click To Enlarge]
You are a sick, twisted fuck, and I love you.
Comment by Bevvie — July 12, 2006 @ 6:57 pm
So wrong. So wrong.
Comment by Virenda — July 13, 2006 @ 5:06 pm
god… i really loved this girl in Alfie.
she looks terrifying. somebody tell her that´s not fair for her fans.
Comment by alba — July 14, 2006 @ 10:08 am
Bevvie,
You are always so flattering.
Virenda,
Wrong is the new right.
Sienna,
It’s not fair for your fan.
Comment by Erich von Stroheim — July 17, 2006 @ 10:54 am
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