The Gossip You Love To Hate
Further proof that Josh Duhamel is a serial killer. [The Green Straw]
Teri Hatcher gets an apology from “The Sun†for making up sexy stories about her. Now if only she could get God to apologize for making her so god damn ugly. [Jossip]
Courtney Love actually looks kind of hot here. I wonder if she’s working a better corner now. [Popbytes]
Surely Jessica Simpson could have found something a lot more practical to wear around her neck than just her old wedding ring. Like maybe a noose perhaps. Or possibly even a dead fish to mask the smell. [Celebrity Nation]
Those must be the boots Kylie Minogue had on when she kicked cancer’s ass. [In Case You Didn't Know]
Luke Perry has a stalker. And for just twenty dollars, I’ll stalk you too. [Tabloid Whore]
David Hasselhoff saves Iranian women by exploiting American women. He’s King Walmart in reverse. He’s King Walmart with a curse. [The Velvet Hot Tub]
Kelly Clarkson owes me lunch and a new pair of jeans. [Yeeeah!]
Hey Tori, when your dress begins to look like that, it means you’ve washed it one too many times. [Dlisted]
Jenna Jameson conspired with John Wilkes Booth to kill Lincoln. Now let’s hope she shows up at my doorstep tomorrow to correct me. Naked. [Hollywood Tuna]
“Kelly Clarkson is so ugly that when she comes out of the water, everybody screams “Free Willy!—
Obviously, the posts over at ‘Yeeeah!’ are now written soley by functionally retarded third graders.
Comment by Bevvie — April 20, 2006 @ 11:50 am
You mean “functionally retarded pirates”.
Comment by Erich von Stroheim — April 21, 2006 @ 12:25 am
[...] Special Note To Josh Duhamel: I can appreciate the whole “come outside and fight like a man†routine, but come on dude, the guy’s got Hepatitis C. You don’t want to be anywhere near him when he opens up. Unless, of course, you’ve got your serial killer gloves on, then by all means, beat the piss out of him for us all. [...]
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