I wish Carmen Electra was my wife. She’s super classy. [Glitterati]

Was Tom Cruise’s abusive father really “a bully & a coward” or was he just psychic? [Yeeeah!]

Note to Teri Hatcher: Crying about being ugly only makes you uglier. [The Bastardly]

If Keri Russell ever goes missing for more than one hour, someone should immediately contact the FBI and have them check Tom Cruise’s basement. Oops, sorry – I mean, Tom Cruise’s “Underground Lair of Enlightenment & Understanding”. [Celebrity Nation]

John Corbett’s new address – 101 Piss Stain Alley, Dumpster #3D. [A Socialite's Life]

Bai Ling continues to scare the ever-loving shit out of me. Seriously. I’m sitting in a pile of it right now. No, you can’t see. Fucking weirdo. [Dlisted]

Heather Locklear is the new Helen Keller for the 21st century. [Tabloid Whore! ]

Calista Flockhart really needs to start watching her weight. She’s getting fat again. [In Case You Didn't Know]

Bitchfest 2006: Sharon Stone Vs. Martha Stewart [Popbytes]

Jamie Lynn Spears and I finally have something in common. We both have the maturity of a fifteen year old. Ok, make that twelve. [Pink is the New Blog]