I think the key to the mystery is shiny fabrics. Every time Katie wears satiny stuff, she looks freakin’ ginormous, and when she wears non-shiny fabrics she’s just normal. Eh, make that “normal”. Proves that shiny clothes do, indeed, make women look FAT.
I think that evil saelon ghosts are attaching to her belly to make the baby look like a soccer ball so she’ll have to pump another $4k to Scientology, along with Tom, so the baby won’t meet the same alien bukkake fate of L. Ron Hubbard.
If You look at the pictures the wind is obviously blowing what you are seeing is a shirt blowing out it happening to the skinniest of us so get real and pick at your own life
Umm… if the wind is blowing… Why is her hair straight? Cause if the wind was blowing that much, I know my hair would be all over the place.
Poor kids… Wish she’d give the ball back.
I think they’ll have a baby… get one from like Germany… and say she gave birth… This gives GREAT publicity, Tom no longer looks gay and infertile! Think about it, no doctor has even seen the Ultra sound. PLEASE. I think if this was my first baby, I’d want a doctor checking me out… not a guy who jumps up and down on a couch!
So…wouldn’t prenatal vitamins make your hair and nails look so much better if you were pregnant and taking them? I’d hate to see what her mess looked like before she got pregnant! Geesh. And Tom did read the owners manual to the ultra sound machine! Dr. Tom - Scientologist OBGYN.
Comment by I don't think so.... — April 17, 2006 @ 2:14 pm
at first it looked extremely fake but i have worn shirts like that which do make you look bigger than you are. plus shes stepping down and the air/wind is puffing thet top out. i feel so bad for katie!! tom cruise is so crazy.
omG i can’t stand katie holmes, not only do i think shes with crazy tom cruise for a money grab but she smiles like a person with down syndrom! p.s if she was pregnant she’d have a fatter face ,thats obviously a beach ball baby
Finally, photographic proof of the greatest con this year. You’d think with all their money, they would have bought a more realistic belly than that!
Comment by Babydoll — April 7, 2006 @ 1:11 am
I think the key to the mystery is shiny fabrics. Every time Katie wears satiny stuff, she looks freakin’ ginormous, and when she wears non-shiny fabrics she’s just normal. Eh, make that “normal”. Proves that shiny clothes do, indeed, make women look FAT.
Comment by blueapples — April 10, 2006 @ 12:26 am
cnbcvbc
Comment by hyjf — April 10, 2006 @ 10:25 am
all it is is proof that she truly is giving birth to the anti-christ.
Comment by Anonymous — April 10, 2006 @ 10:31 am
Um. WOW.
Reminds me of playing handball back in the day.
Comment by tabloidwhore — April 10, 2006 @ 3:56 pm
I think that evil saelon ghosts are attaching to her belly to make the baby look like a soccer ball so she’ll have to pump another $4k to Scientology, along with Tom, so the baby won’t meet the same alien bukkake fate of L. Ron Hubbard.
Comment by MechaDaveO — April 10, 2006 @ 9:47 pm
If You look at the pictures the wind is obviously blowing what you are seeing is a shirt blowing out it happening to the skinniest of us so get real and pick at your own life
Comment by Anonymous — April 11, 2006 @ 3:08 pm
Umm… if the wind is blowing… Why is her hair straight? Cause if the wind was blowing that much, I know my hair would be all over the place.
Poor kids… Wish she’d give the ball back.
I think they’ll have a baby… get one from like Germany… and say she gave birth… This gives GREAT publicity, Tom no longer looks gay and infertile! Think about it, no doctor has even seen the Ultra sound. PLEASE. I think if this was my first baby, I’d want a doctor checking me out… not a guy who jumps up and down on a couch!
Comment by WOW — April 13, 2006 @ 9:23 am
So…wouldn’t prenatal vitamins make your hair and nails look so much better if you were pregnant and taking them? I’d hate to see what her mess looked like before she got pregnant! Geesh. And Tom did read the owners manual to the ultra sound machine! Dr. Tom - Scientologist OBGYN.
Comment by I don't think so.... — April 17, 2006 @ 2:14 pm
at first it looked extremely fake but i have worn shirts like that which do make you look bigger than you are. plus shes stepping down and the air/wind is puffing thet top out. i feel so bad for katie!! tom cruise is so crazy.
Comment by lindsay — April 21, 2006 @ 2:55 pm
It’s fake!! Katie Holmes is Pregnant with a Beachball:
http://www.pretendpundit.com/2006/04/katie_holmes_is.html
Comment by thepretendpundit — April 23, 2006 @ 3:35 pm
omG i can’t stand katie holmes, not only do i think shes with crazy tom cruise for a money grab but she smiles like a person with down syndrom! p.s if she was pregnant she’d have a fatter face ,thats obviously a beach ball baby
Comment by Katie N — August 5, 2006 @ 1:06 pm
What a hoax from the beginning of the “relationship” until now. And of course that’s a basketball under her shirt. What next?
Comment by Diana — September 12, 2006 @ 10:30 pm
if you look close…the wind is blowing the shirt up and making it look much rounder….look at the bottom of the shirt…
Comment by LISA — December 7, 2006 @ 7:35 pm