Colin Farrell’s sex tape is way more entertaining than “Alexander”. And a lot less gay too. [I Don't Like You In That Way]

Don’t stare at Scarlett Johansson’s breasts. They’re shy. [Egotastic!]

Guy Pearce loves to dress like a gay pirate, but only when he’s pretending to be Andy Warhol. [Just Jared]

“Yes, I’m preganant.” says Angelina Jolie. “No shit.” says me. [Celebrity Baby Blog]

Jamie Foxx may be able to count to a thousand, but can he do it when I’m punching him in the face? [What Would Tyler Durden Do?]

Did the Scientologists eat Katie’s fetus over the holidays? It is their custom after all. [Celebrity Smack]

How is it that Mariah Carey looks fat in an evening gown, but not in a bikini? Yes, I am aware that this counts as one of my questions, God. Now answer me, wizard! [Perez Hilton]

If Star Jones is really Bigfoot then I guess that makes Bigfoot an alien. [Gallery of the Absurd]

Mr. Blackwell is old and needs to die. But until he does, sit back and enjoy his annual list of bitchiness. [Popbytes]

Vote for the Hot Slut of 2005! And no, you can not vote for yourself. Unless your name is Estelle Getty, then sure, I guess it’s alright.[Dlisted]