Paris Hilton Is Not A Weeble
Nothing new here – just more shots of Paris Hilton falling down drunk outside of another Hollywood nightclub. Thankfully, her bodyguard was there to lift her back up, but not before she contaminated the entire sidewalk with her STD-ridden hand.
Damn you, Paris. Children use that sidewalk to go to school. Now what the hell are they supposed to do? Stay home and join gangs? Way to contribute to society, ya selfish whore.
[Paris Hilton - 01/09/06 - Click To Enlarge]
I’m not sure which I find more offensive ~ Nicky not breaking stride as her sister falls on the pavement… Or, Nicky fucking smiling as her sister falls on the pavement. Two self-absorbed bitches.
Comment by Bevvie — January 11, 2006 @ 12:35 am
I guess the Simple Life continues after all. No work and all play.
Comment by shane gilreath — January 11, 2006 @ 10:22 am
Now she and Tara Reid can be BFF.
Comment by MrsJohnLocke — January 11, 2006 @ 11:28 am
“No work and all play” ~ That explains it! When Paris walks, it’s via frolicking in the ocean surf. She’s not used to schlepping around in all this gravity.
Comment by Bevvie — January 11, 2006 @ 11:33 am
Damn it, I thought me and Tara Reid were BFF. I guess now I’ll have to settle on Jessica Alba. Oh woe is me.
Comment by Erich von Stroheim — January 12, 2006 @ 12:24 am
^I’ve had it. Jessica Alba is dead.
Comment by Sela Ward — January 12, 2006 @ 11:17 am
Damn you, Sela. Get back in the kitchen where you belong.
Comment by Erich von Stroheim — January 12, 2006 @ 4:41 pm
Was she drunk or did she trip over something? And why didn’t the other guy in the picture run over to help her?? Has anyone seen Paris on the before and after surgery website (or something like that). She wears blue contacts, her eyes are really brown – she looks so much different after bleaching her hair and putting her colored contacts in. Her sister Nikki is just plain beautiful. I don’t see anything wrong with Nikki laughing, sisters laugh and tease eachother all the time – anyone who has a sister knows that.
Comment by Shell — June 16, 2006 @ 7:57 pm
Give Paris a break.she can’t help that she if such a slut.
Comment by Maddy — June 28, 2006 @ 12:40 pm
PARIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND RICH GIRL IN THE WORLD.EVERYBODY WHO SAYS BAD THINGS ABOUT HER ARE JELOUS.WHAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT THAT???NOTHING!!!YOU WILL NEVER BE LIKE HER.
Comment by andrijana — November 29, 2007 @ 3:38 pm