Feed Your Tivo : Tuesday’s Best Bets
Gilmore Girls: “The Perfect Dress” [The WB - 8pm]
Lorelai plans her wedding while Luke seeks more information about his daughter.
As much as I love this show, I think I’m going to have to pass on tonight’s episode. You see, I found the perfect dress once, but mommy took it away from me. She said boys didn’t wear such things and slapped me upside the head. Needless to say, the slap hurt so bad that I never once had the nerve to open up my father’s closet again. Oh Lord, pity me, for I have demons.
People’s Choice Awards [CBS - 9pm]
Craig Ferguson hosts the 32nd annual gala from the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles.
So would anyone like to guess who might win the award for “Best Awards Show� Ok, anyone who did not just say the “People’s Choice Awards†needs to put a gun in their mouth right now and pull the trigger. The world is just not safe with stupid people walking around. Our entire country has been proof of that.
House: “Failure to Communicate” [FOX - 9pm]
House and Stacy are snowed in at the Baltimore airport while the team tries to help a man who can only speak in jibberish.
I like House. We have a lot in common. He’s bitter. I’m bitter. He rides a motorcycle. I ride a motorcycle. He’s addicted to Vicodin. I’m addicted to Vicodin. He’s slept with Sela Ward. I’ve slept with Sela Ward. He walks with a cane. I like to beat people who don’t believe the things I say with a cane.
Supernatural: “Scarecrow” [The WB - 9 pm]
Dean goes to Indiana to fight a demon scarecrow while Sam heads west to look for their missing father.
Well, well, well. It appears that the executives over at the WB having been sneaking into my house and reading my diary again.
The Shield: “Extraction” [FX - 10 pm]
The Strike Team tries to cool a race war.
Michael Chiklis is back. And with him, those tight T-shirts he likes to wear. And with those, the vomit-inducing nightmares that wake me and Sela up in the middle of the night.
“Sorry honey, go back to bed. It was just that scary Michael Chiklis again.”
*all times Eastern Standard Time unless otherwise noted
While sleeping with Sela Ward, you pretend you’re with Jessica Alba, don’t you? For the love of God, please don’t tell me you think about Fatty…
Comment by Bevvie — January 11, 2006 @ 12:22 am
I love Michael Chiklis in those tshirts – just send him over to me…
Comment by katie — January 12, 2006 @ 12:11 am
Actually Bevvie, that threesome sounds pretty nice. But only if Fatty was wearing one of those T-shirts like Michael Chiklis. Talk about dreamy.
Katie, you can have Chiklis, but as you can see, we’ll be keeping the shirt.
Comment by Erich von Stroheim — January 12, 2006 @ 12:36 am