No, you haven’t just died and gone to that one part of heaven the priests never talk about [you know, the one where scantily clad women comb the dandruff off your testicles with their teeth]. No, instead you’ve just wandered into “The Blog You Love To Hate” and its “all-Jessica Alba in a bikini – all the time” weekend.

So allow me to present to you even more pictures of Jessica and her boyfriend spending the holidays in Hawaii – only this time on the beaches of Maui. Pretty amazing, isn’t it?

But what’s even more amazing is that someone has finally captured Jessica at her most candid: doing the “robot” and running like the “six million dollar man”. Things only a real actress or a real robot could do convincingly. And I, for one, am pretty convinced.

Therefore, I have come to the conclusion that Jessica Alba is indeed a real actress and that…no, sorry, I meant robot. She’s definitely a robot. I mean, after seeing “Fantastic Four”, you really only have one option to go with here so…