Jessica Alba In A Bikini. Because I Said So…
Ok, so I really don’t have any news on Jessica Alba to report nor do I have anything even remotely clever to say about these photographs of her and her boyfriend Cash Warren on the beaches of Hawaii.
I am, however, going to post all these photographs anyway and hope that you can come up with some humorous observations yourself. And don’t even bother saying stuff like “I see Jessica finally found a use for that pet zebra†or “Why can’t I see portions of Cash’s lower torso?†because I’ve already come up with those lines and they’re just not funny. Like me. On Nyquil. Which would be now.
[Jessica Alba in Oahu, Hawaii - Jan. 2006 - Click To Enlarge]
He must have a great personality.
Comment by Riss — January 7, 2006 @ 11:39 pm
I can’t top your ‘pet zebra’ snark.
Comment by Bevvie — January 8, 2006 @ 3:17 pm
I admire Ms. Alba’s grace in handling spherical objects . . . sigh
Comment by shane gilreath — January 9, 2006 @ 12:45 am
Well, it’s obvious he has a great something, Riss.
Bevvie, I know you can do better than that. I’ve seen it.
And Shane, you should see how she handles pyramids. What she can do with all points at the same time is truly amazing.
Comment by Erich von Stroheim — January 9, 2006 @ 11:51 pm
[...] As someone who has, in the past, frequently adored the bikinied body of Jessica Alba, I must admit that I really wasn’t in that big a hurry to drop my trousers and sin repeatedly over these new photos of her. Not to say I didn’t, mind you, but not nearly as much as I would have if she didn’t look like she just peeked inside the Ark of the Covenant while laughing here. [...]
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[...] Here’s Jessica Alba at the Toronto Film Festival for the premiere of her new film “Billâ€. As you can see, she’s appears to be somewhat distracted — which is completely understandable since I just punched her in the back of the head. Why? Because she’s not wearing a bikini, that’s why. In fact, not only is she not wearing a bikini, but she’s also wearing a bloody pantsuit instead. With the sleeves rolled up. Like it’s 1984 and she’s about to give Gordon Gekko a handjob. Sexy? You better believe it — if it was 1984! [...]
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