Late Night Whore : Heather Graham
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Late Show With David Letterman – January 2, 2006
Claim To Fame: Being touched in the married way by both Mark Wahlberg and Robert Downey Jr. in the same year: 1997’s “Boogie Nights” and “Two Girls and a Guy“.
What She Was Peddling: Her new ABC comedy “Emily’s Reasons Why Not” – a show many people are calling just another clone of “Sex in the Cityâ€. Something I disagree with of course, especially since Heather does not have the face of a horse, alien junkie, or my grandmother’s withered ass.
Musical Accompaniment: “Love Rollercoaster” by The Ohio Players
What I Was Humming: “Wake Up Wendy” by Elton John
Question Asked By Dave: “What is Tae-Bo?”
Her Answer: “I don’t know. Isn’t it Karate or…yeah?”
Question I Would Have Asked: “Would you go out with me?”
Her Most Likely Answer: [after five minutes of laughter] “No.”
Strangest Word She Used: “poochie” – as in “I got like a poochie stomach.”
Strangest Word I Screamed At My TV: “corpses” – as in “I’ve seen corpses with better color and less lipstick.”
What Paul Schaffer Was Probably Doing Through The Entire Interview: Wishing Heather was still stuck in that motel ceiling from “Drugstore Cowboyâ€.
Final Thoughts:
If Heather Graham’s a pig than I guess that makes Anna Nicole Smith a gamma-radiated boar. Anna smash[ed]!
[Heather Graham - Late Night with David Letterman - Click To Enlarge]
I got some cheese for her
Comment by shane gilreath — January 5, 2006 @ 11:10 pm
WTF? Where’s MY cheese?!
Comment by Bevvie — January 6, 2006 @ 10:27 am
Wait. What kind of ‘cheese’ is Shane offering?
Comment by Bevvie — January 6, 2006 @ 10:42 am
Congratulations, you’ve both made cheese sound dirty. Not an easy feat.
Comment by Erich von Stroheim — January 6, 2006 @ 7:06 pm
R.I.P Media Ethics…
It is a vuglar way of expression, to use the name “whore” for any person, without stating any purpose or methaphore. Using sexist language and slang is the easist way to atract attention. But ı am desperetly looking for the spark of the intellect, which does not need to use shallow expresions to make fun of people.
Lets make it more clear:
I want to see clever humor with respect and dignity yet with the bitter tounge.
(I am not 70 years old)
Comment by Berrak the critical bitch — January 7, 2006 @ 5:07 am
Well, Berrak, if this was “The Blog You Love To Cuddle With” then I would have to agree with you. However, it is not.
As for the use of the word “whore”, I still say that any guest on any talk show – whether male or female – is just that. They shake their asses to sell their products and we, the audience, fans, consumers, lick it up. It’s sad really.
And yes, I know you are not 70 years old. You are 71.
Comment by Erich von Stroheim — January 7, 2006 @ 11:25 pm
Heather Graham. Drunk. Idiot. Whore.
Comment by Bevvie — January 8, 2006 @ 2:01 am
Yes, I think Bevvie summed up that whole thing perfectly.
Comment by Erich von Stroheim — January 9, 2006 @ 11:56 pm
[...] It’s been a tough year for Heather Graham. First, she stood by and watched as ABC cancelled her new show “Emily’s Reasons Why Not†after just one episode and weeks of late night whoring, and now she finds herself sitting in a movie theater in the Hamptons, too spaced out to promote a film that’s sure to hit DVD faster than Britney hits K-Fed when he spills something on her “brand new fucking carpet again!†[...]
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