The Person You Love To Hate
Name: Rory Gilmore from the WB’s “Gilmore Girls” [as played by Alexis Bledel - an actress that looks a lot like a Cabbage Patch Doll all growed up.]
Age: 21 [the age at which you can officially be recognized as a "booze hag" by the state.]
Location: A pool house somewhere in Connecticut [otherwise known as a "stabbin' cabin" for the rich].
Occupation: Bum / Future Housewife [pretty much interchangable - yeah, I said it.]
Claim To Fame: Talking too fast and too much [which means that unless you like to live life on the edge, I wouldn't ask her to give you a blowjob].
Why I Hate Her: She’s an intellectual snob [like Berrak...or Paris Hilton - if intellectual actually meant "slutty"].
Why You Should Hate Her: She slept with your husband [and you kept on thinking it was that sock-stealer Lana Lang. Shame on you.]
[Alexis Bledel - Photo Shoot By Tony Duran - Click To Enlarge]
[...] We have a Rory Hater - this is the rant I found recently (I disagree, of course): [...]
Pingback by Gilmore Girls News » Blog Archive » We love Rory — December 21, 2005 @ 1:12 pm
you need to get a life.
what have you done that is even close to the achievments of any of the people you make fun of?
Comment by nicole — February 26, 2007 @ 1:02 am