The Person You Love To Hate
Name: Lana Lang from the WB’s “Smallville” [as played by the equally annoying Kristin Kreuk].
Age: 18 [although she sounds more like 7 with that Cindy Brady lisp of hers.]
Location: Smallville [here there be dragons.]
Occupation: Coffee Shop Owner [which she lives above like the Fonz would if he was a cappuccino-drinking pussy with bad hair].
Claim To Fame: The uncanny ability to put herself in danger [the world has signs for a reason, you illiterate fuck].
Why I Hate Her: She takes valuable screen time away from the much more attractive and entertaining Lois Lane [thereby cutting my masturbation time in half].
Why You Should Hate Her: She is always stealing your socks [and you kept on thinking it was me - shame on you].
[Kristin Kreuk - Teen People Photo Shoot - Click To Enlarge]
God, I hate Lana Lang with a passion. Smallville has become Lanaville because of her. And Clana is so freakin boring it’s not funny. I wish that she would go away so they can pay more attention to Clark/Lex/Lois. Instead they put this terrible actress named KK on screen too damn much that we never have the chance to see Clark fulfill his destiny. All I have to say is Lana Lang, go AWAY.
Comment by Anti Lana fan — January 31, 2006 @ 3:58 pm
Whatever she’s sooo friggin hott! Smallville would suck if she wasn’t on it i love KK!
Comment by Jake — February 13, 2006 @ 3:50 pm
i have to agree with the first comment, lana lang is a waste of space all she does is cry about crap..clark tell me your secret. shut up!! he doesnt want to leave the guy alone.
why couldnt she just die when she got run over.
Comment by natalie — May 15, 2006 @ 10:32 am
seriously i want her out of the show. The show will go on without her. Is she s u ckin one of the producers dick?
Comment by Superman — August 15, 2006 @ 3:59 pm
[...] As someone who has seen every episode of “Smallville†at least once, I can honestly say that I absolutely despise the character of Lana Lang. She is, without a doubt, the biggest and most clueless whiner since that fickle bitch Winnie Cooper ruined poor Kevin Arnold and his wonder years. In fact, sometimes I just want to reach through the television and shake her like a crying baby. But then I remember, hey, it’s just a television show and bandaged hands make it almost impossible to wipe my own ass. Or is that easier? I forget. [...]
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